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I love how all the SWTOR stories are super complex like stopping a plague or fighting against the regime that is quite literally using mind control on you. But then there’s the smuggler who just wants his goddamn ship back.

#smuggler is my last arc I haven’t finished so ignore me if bounty hunter is equally as silly #it’s been four years since I played through it #the smuggler faceplants into the whole story thing #swtor #smuggler

So how does Scarecrow consistently show up out of nowhere on horses? There’s not exactly a lot of places to hide a horse in Gotham. I feel like you should be able to track the random horses back to the horse guy.

#scarecrow #Jonathan crane #Batman #like seriously I’ve been thinking about this all day #there’s two ways he’s doing this #he has a secret stash of horses somewhere #which means he has to employ horse goons to take care of his horses #which also means he has to have someone riding these horses #or he’s stealing horses #but like the way they’re depicted in the comics they’re not drafts they’re riders #so like there’s got to be a finite amount of barns he’s stealing from #god imagine a barn having to put up security against scarecrow bc he keeps stealing horses #or there’s the secret third thing where he just has horses as a pet and rides them himself #like sorry I gotta take a break from being evil to go ride my evil steed waffles

childsacrifice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

yellow-cat

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

februarytrash

being sad and horny is a privilege

dagenssvenska

EN DATOR

KAN ALDRIG VARA KÅT ELLER LEDSEN

DÄRFÖR FÅR EN DATOR ALDRIG

FATTA ETT KONSTNÄRLIGT BESLUT

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

junglejim4322

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

thanksiloveyou

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

lowpawly

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

podcastwizard

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

batmanisagatewaydrug

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

#I do this despite the risk minus the weeping #it’s more brooding and speeding walking #yes I am woman #yes I have many ways I am safe #mostly the comically silly pop up staff I keep in my pocket

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

ewaneneollav

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

succulent-tendril

im so tired i could sleep a horse

that-house

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

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