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✨ she/her 🌙 it's FFXIV autism hours

[ghostkingshenwei]

Wife and I both laughed so hard at Josh basically fucking the dummy that we had to pause the episode for like 3 straight minutes

[ghostkingshenwei]

In Jack Jeanne, I played Shirota's route first and then Fumi's, and they both know you're a girl long before the Christmas date thing where it officially switches out of the common route. (And ofc Yonaga knows from the beginning too.) So I kind of figured that all the boys would say something like that on Christmas and then switch to basically secretly dating you for the rest of the game.

And then I played Neji's route next. Whereupon confirming that you're a girl on Christmas, he crashes out completely. Straight up refuses to talk to you for a week and then tries to kill himself. Incredible. Congrats buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it.

[ghostkingshenwei]

A Thursday can actually be a Friday if you believe in yourself hard enough

[emcapi-gaming]

watching people getting swept up in some sort of clown thirst mass event like a rural midwest american standing on the porch with a beverage watching the tornado go by

[lilas]

Anyway

What’s your favorite queer headcanon about your WoL or any NPCs? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

ALL queer interpretations welcome! ( ˘ ³˘)♥

[mothecho]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[kulvefaggoth]

THIS ULTIMATE IS NEXT LEVEL OH MY GOD

source

[terramythos]

I think this proves that the community naming it 'UMAD' was the right call

[aretarers]

Day 1 final fantasy let's make a stupid guy and kill some ladybugs day 150 final fantasy psychosexual nightmare blunt rotation dinner date with Zenos and his gay little scheming eunuch

[aretarers]

And right after an on screen suicide

[bippus]

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[ghostkingshenwei]

These hills in San Francisco are no joke. My wife's watch says we did the equivalent of 80 flights of stairs yesterday

[ghostkingshenwei]

Really incredible book in this waiting room

[terramythos]

i cant believe ffxiv gave us a wizard guy who literally calls himself a 'sorcerer of eld' and he still shot the other (catboy) wizard in the back with a fucking gun. shadowbringers is the best to ever do it

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[voidsentprinces]

...what was the devs obsession with making everything beige in the second half of all Ala Mhigan areas. The beige plateaus of the Fringes, the beige mountains of the Peaks and the beige salt lakes of the Lochs. Which go 95% unutilized.

[ghostkingshenwei]

Yanxia is also like 70% beige

[ghostkingshenwei]

My cat likes to climb up my chest and headbonk me on the forehead to show he loves me which is very cute. However he has recently realized he can then hook his chin over my glasses and yank them entirely off my face and he attempts to do this 2-5 times per day. Baby boy. Baby. Evil!!

[destiny-islanders]

evercold solved