Aye Lmao

I'm Kaleb , this blog is a multi-fandom and multi-shipping blog Warnings include: food, cursing, and nsfw ~Aesthetic~blogs~ analyticschema + h0lyfuckin

[ghostly-kidd-blog]

What the fuck is this instagram... what does this mean

[meladoodle]

[reverseharem-deactivated2020021]

when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man

[femboycott]

he’s not “everybody knows shit fuck man”. he has a name. its solid snake

[gilasaurus]

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

[danidery]

eyy

[motionwaltz]

please let 2017 be the year of the It’s Happy Bunny revamp…..also please let the bunny be gay

(based on: x x)

[khobis-deactivated20170812]

accept that you arent special to some people and move on

[susiephone]

underrated john mulaney quotes:

“he never forgets a bitch ever”

“…and he was almost impressed!”

“because we’re delta airlines / and life is a fucking nightmare”

“SCATTER!!!!!!!!”

“…which is some racist-ass bullshit, but also incredibly well coordinated for a group of thirteen year olds”

“i’m a little fat girl”

“the best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie, instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best”

“and i was the ONE pre-y2k asshole going ‘and also with you!’”

“Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”

[jonbutter]

“So I said ‘No’, you know, like a liar”

[earthdad]

sometimes…… people that are hot…. are worse

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Lemonade (2016)

[blackmodel]

i hate this so much

[v3nice]

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

[sand-paper-dreams-blog]

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

[lenaluthorsgooglesearches]

@karadanversgooglesearch stop

[ixa193]

When your friend comes out as a furry

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

me: hey mom i found something outside

mom: it better not be a frog

me:

[cuncupiscence]

[millerhighlifethechampagneofbee]

me but those aren’t my intentions I’m just wearing a shirt that says that

[arandomguy163]

Its like the 80’s all over again, a remorseless madwoman runs the UK, a maniacal bastard runs the US, the world’s on the brink of nuclear war and all I want to do is listen to synthpop

[berlynn-wohl]

star wars, ghostbusters, and mad max all pass the bechdel test now tho

[ismenetruth]

that helps with the deja vu but tragically not the crushing fear of nuclear apocalypse

[berlynn-wohl]

try the synthpop again

[enigma-boi]

The cousin of “anything with eyes in it being tagged with scopophobia” is “anything with movement in it being tagged as epilepsy/seizure warning” 

[enigma-boi]

I should explain why this bothers me so much

I’m epileptic, I need a seizure warning tag because it keeps me from seeing shit that gives me headaches and migraines.

But I’ve had to remove it from my blacklist and just check every individual video, closing it at the first sign of strobing or flashing effects, because people were tagging stuff like

Otters playing in a river. A gif of a character bobbing up and down A vine of a baby cooing

As “epilepsy warning”.

There were no strobing or flashing effects in those examples whatsoever.

See, by tagging everything as “epilepsy warning” just because something moves is actively making my life harder because I literally don’t know at which point which videos have epileptic triggering materials and which are just plain videos and gifs

It’s counter-intuitive to having the tag at all

[beppilepsy]

And if it DOES have triggering materials, PLEASE don’t use the word “epilepsy” in your warning tag. “Seizure warning,” “flashing gif,” “tw: seizure,” “strobe,” anything besides the word “epilepsy,” because we try to use that tag to talk about epilepsy, but many people with epilepsy can’t even open that tag because it’s full of so many flashing gifs from well-intentioned users. 

[orlandobloomers]

STEP 1) GET THAT $$ STEP 2) SPEND THAT $$  STEP 3) OWN 2 MUCH STUFF STEP 4) PUT IT IN A PILE STEP 5) RELAX

[wolfman-murphy]

r u a dragon?

[orlandobloomers]

STEP 6) DRAGON

[overpricedvodka]

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

[koivulehma]

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this