I’m About To Sneeze!!

Get down!!!!

[ghostlybassoon]

[loveridden1999]

ban men's sports i have seen enough

[foxpawbz]

wear cat ear headbands. go shopping at a pet store. sleep in a dog bed. run on all fours. roll around in the grass. get fang-shaped dental implants. growl and hiss at people. wear a collar. file your nails into claws. get species-affirming tattoos and piercings. eat your food out of a pet bowl. purr when you're happy. be truly yourself, no matter what.

GET MORE NONHUMAN NOW !!!!!!

[probuccalfat]

i’m starting a new stereotype that people with loving fathers are actually annoying as hell

[enba-and-luka]

[segamascott]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[probuccalfat]

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

[probuccalfat]

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc

[stupidfuckingdeer]

Gundam fans will be like “Bandai we need an MG of this Mobile Suit!!” and the suit will be called “Pēnits Kùmmer” and have appeared in one panel of a side manga that’s never been translated from Japanese. Then you look up Pēnits Kùmmer and it’s like the sickest fucking mecha design you’ve ever seen

[gerogerigaogaigar]

Dag Doll

[girlgrimer]

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[psyduckz]

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from