Pour Some Sugar On Me

If this deal doesn't put you on the edge of your seat, then you are on the edge of bullshit (Icon by @askrick)

[ghostlyrick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3df8CooYnSs

[akamxru]

IM THE MARIO

eat. your. arms.

and then again,

GOGAGUGUAHGH GADI GTO THE MARIO

I. Am. God.

and then you know,

cOME ON, ITS TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO

DOOD DO DO DO DOOTadduh

JUST, LIKE, THAT!

[akamxru]

DICK

[adreamingofguns]

for people who are confused: 

[femcassidy]

assuming being gay is inherently about sexual deviance or hypersexuality is homophobic. what is wrong with this fucking website passing the idea that anyone discussing being gay must clarify whether or not sex is involved is progressive. weve really looped right back around to baseline homophobia

[femcassidy]

mark saltzman said he wrote these two childrens character as in love and gay. everyone (including sesame street) wants to focus on that relationship as being overtly sexual and inappropriate for children, because that is classic homophobia. how is the response “this is dismissive of people who dont have sex” instead of “this is a homophobic line weve been fed for ages because homophobes dont believe we can really feel love for one another, just lust”

[officialunitedstates]

we gave six robots six guns and asked them to build an even bigger gun. they asked for some paintbrushes and paint instead and made a really hurtful caricature of me

[artechouse]

i have a question

[officialunitedstates]

it took me 4 and a third hours to stop crying

[co-fronting]

How every alter looks when they’re pretending to be the host:

[djoskdnndks]

if you hated Humanz you’re lying about actually liking Gorillaz

[ghostlyrick]

fingers in his ass again? no problem

[lesbiankatebush]

[ghostlyrick]

fingers in his ass again? no problem

[bersuitvergarabat]

[breakingdawnpt2]

Someone: If you could have any one super power what w-

Trans and nb people:

[izzittizzi]

[doujinshi]

people who draw big bara men for a living honestly are the same people who did all the roman sculptures in ancient times reincarnated

[musterniillustrates]

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[i-am-a-fish]

welcome to tumblr, home of the bumblr

[terable-bite]

What does the bumblr do?

[i-am-a-fish]

something very special

[ghostlyrick]

darth vader: luke, I am your father

luke: this is so sad r2d2 play despacito