seafowl

it me babey!!!!!

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that yo mama SO SMALL i squish her with my thumbbbbb

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wizardjpeg]

i spend 3 trillion dollars monthly on picture frames. dont like it? face my wrath

[wizardjpeg]

every time i finish a page in my favorite books tomes and novels and chapter books. i tear it out and frame it. because i apreciate literature

and i appreciate it more than you

[yungsquidward]

but wizard. there are more words on the other side of the page

[wizardjpeg]

are you serious

OK shut up wait i am going to check

[wizardjpeg]

oh no

[wizardjpeg]

ARE YOU KIDDINGHHOOUUUUUUGHHHOHHHHHHOIUG

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

🐀 rats 

🐀🐀 were rats 🐀

🐀 were the 🐀🐀 rats 🐀

[localfakeitalian]

shut the fuck up

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

we pray 🐀 at night 🐀🐀 

🐀🐀 we stalk 🐀 at night

🐀 were the 🐀🐀 rats🐀

[turtle-steverogers]

i’m sorry i showed her this

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

🐀🐀🐀 OM DA GIANT RAT 🐀 DAT MAKES ALL OV DA RULLLZZZ 🐀🐀🐀

[littlegirlterror]

me tomorrow

[littlegirlterror]

me today

[lhcpysots-deactivated20190728]

Don’t forgot you are part American

By being human

So you technically hate part of yourself

Maybe you should look for a therapist

[littlegirlterror]

im polish

[thathighclassbitch]

All humans are American now

[adelaecalendai]

As it should be 🤣

[starstruck-dandelion]

As an American I agree with this post

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

I'm not even human

[just-an-absolute-fucking-idioot]

[trohpi]

im american and i hate us too its okay

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Im so tired of being American

[straightboyfriend]

my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

[sanriodiscourse]

I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say

[the-witch-maker-deactivated2021]

I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.

[alexredgrave]

Age groups:

Infants (0-1 year)

Toddlers (1-3 years)

Children (9-11 years)

Preteens (12-14 years)

Teenagers (15-19 years)

Young adults (20-35 years)

Middle age adults (36-59 years)

Old adults (60+)

Age groups according to tumblr:

Children (0-17 years)

Young adults (18-25 years)

Old adults (26+)

[valleydean]

what happened to the 4-8 year olds?

[joustingjester]

[prismarine-blocks]

the king reading this

[gundamlfrith-remade]

What about him

[prismarine-blocks]

he used to rule the world

chunks would load when he gave the word

[christinecanigula-archive]

friendly reminder not to support john mulaney lmao

[christinecanigula-archive]

bringing this back because his delta airlines sketch is getting some notes again

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Lost half my brain cells listening to Ballad of the Mona Lisa.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I have vastly misunderstood this post.

[k-eke]

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[lovelyladylavie]

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal

[kreature-ofthenight]

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk 

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

 1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs 

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

 1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar 

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

[clover11-10]

Behold the Fuck You buffet

[shingojira]

chaos reigns 

[shingojira]

[shingojira]

i made the mod too

[strawbiesoda]

Hey. Hey Punchy. What the FUCK

[littlegirlterror]

[jadegullyzone]

this happened yesterday and i’m still laughing about it

[uncanny-tranny]

I don't remember making this

[noodlemage]

important anatomy tips!!

these are very common mistakes do not feel bad