The Girlfailure™

Call me what you want, but don't call me on the phone (I have anxiety)

[ghostpools-blog]

Hi! Hello!! Bonjour!!! My name's Roo! But you can also call me Roopool, Ghostpool, Girl Zenpool, Earth 57 Deadpool, Québec Deadpool, stupid fuck, dumbass, freak of nature, fucking frog- anything, really. Just stay away from my beloveds and we'll be alright.

On a good day, you'll probably find me strolling through the streets of Montréal, eating Schwartz or Thai food, beating up criminals, or visiting my old friend Spider-Man's grave (not the one you know though, he's a different guy. I could go on aaaallll day about him if you wanted).

I ain't telling you what I look like or anything personal (unless you're like, my bestie), but I don't mind talking about random shit, whatever else you want!!

(image used was made by @lachiennearoo)

[ghostpools-blog]

Hi! Just to say, my lil symbiote buddy is now called Luminari!

[I simply found it more pleasant a name to be called. It makes me feel closer to my host.]

[lullabyoffical]

Luminari is a incredibly pretty name. I think that is a lovely choice. :-)

[ghostpools-blog]

*Luminari comes out of Ghostpool's shoulder*

[Thank you!]

[ghostpools-blog]

Hi! Just to say, my lil symbiote buddy is now called Luminari!

[I simply found it more pleasant a name to be called. It makes me feel closer to my host.]

[ghostpools-blog]

So someone asked me... What does it look like when I fuse with Wade? Well... Something like that.

Being an artificial symbiote, he can actually stay outside my body, but only for short periods of time.

[Last time I checked, it only lasts up to exactly 10 minutes]

It does come in handy during emergency moments though!!

[For sure.]

[ghostpools-blog]

UHHHH WHO IS THIS??? HELLO???

[ghostpools-blog]

I'm sorry for not posting here a lot lately. Things have been... Happening, let's say that. Some good. Some bad.

[Which one am I?]

Hmm... Good, yeah. I think you're good.

[Yay!!]

Think I should go in chronological order... Yeah.

[ghostpools-blog]

Firstly, you may be wondering... Who the HECK is this disembodied voice following me around? Well... It's a long story. But if you remember that goop I found on the ground... Yeah, that's him.

[Hi!!]

I call him Wade. I don't know why, it just feels right. He's uh... Not sure, actually. Some kind of... Robot? Alien? Thing?

[I'm a bio-engineered Symbiote, primarily made up of nanotechnology! I was created to try to mimick real Symbiotes, which are an extraterrestrial race composed of viscous protoplasm and hailing from a planet known as "Klyntar". I escaped from the lab I was engineered in after realizing they planned to use me to harm others, rather than help, as I initially thought I was made for.]

Yeah, hah, what he said, yeah. I was a bit scared of him at first, cause he kinda jumped on me when I touched him and I just heard like this random voice in my head... But he's been pretty useful! He's always helping me with my messy life, and my messy head. Whenever my ADHD pops up, when I have spikes of anxiety or whatever else, he just is always there!

[Will you also mention how you think I'm "so fucking adorable omg I could eat you up"?]

... No. I uh... *Blushes* I'd rather not elaborate on that, thank you.

[That is not what you said last night, when you were mas-]

OOOKKKAAYYYY NEXT TOPIC OH MY GOD WADE

[ghostpools-blog]

Now I told you the good... Let's go to the bad.

You remember Spidey? My Spidey?

He's uhm... Not here anymore

[He has passed away.]

I don't know what happened. I wasn't there when it did, and so I can't tell you all the details but... It was during a solo mission. An explosion, something like that, a mad scientist was trying to create a portal but it didn't go as planned.

He doesn't- he didn't have a healing factor like me. He-

I'm sorry. I need a minute

[Take all the time you need. He was a good man. And I know you cared for him a lot.]

I did... Didn't I?

I wish... I at least had the opportunity to see his face. Even once.

I bet he was beautiful.

[ghostpools-blog]

I'm sorry for not posting here a lot lately. Things have been... Happening, let's say that. Some good. Some bad.

[Which one am I?]

Hmm... Good, yeah. I think you're good.

[Yay!!]

Think I should go in chronological order... Yeah.

[ghostpools-blog]

Firstly, you may be wondering... Who the HECK is this disembodied voice following me around? Well... It's a long story. But if you remember that goop I found on the ground... Yeah, that's him.

[Hi!!]

I call him Wade. I don't know why, it just feels right. He's uh... Not sure, actually. Some kind of... Robot? Alien? Thing?

[I'm a bio-engineered Symbiote, primarily made up of nanotechnology! I was created to try to mimick real Symbiotes, which are an extraterrestrial race composed of viscous protoplasm and hailing from a planet known as "Klyntar". I escaped from the lab I was engineered in after realizing they planned to use me to harm others, rather than help, as I initially thought I was made for.]

Yeah, hah, what he said, yeah. I was a bit scared of him at first, cause he kinda jumped on me when I touched him and I just heard like this random voice in my head... But he's been pretty useful! He's always helping me with my messy life, and my messy head. Whenever my ADHD pops up, when I have spikes of anxiety or whatever else, he just is always there!

[Will you also mention how you think I'm "so fucking adorable omg I could eat you up"?]

... No. I uh... *Blushes* I'd rather not elaborate on that, thank you.

[That is not what you said last night, when you were mas-]

OOOKKKAAYYYY NEXT TOPIC OH MY GOD WADE

[osi-inn]

Okay so

I got to make a list now.

Relating to this:

Okay. Heres something silly i want to do. For every interval of 20 in notes, this post gets i will draw art of my OCs or others or just ch

Okay, quick this with the rp rule. If say there are two+ accounts of the character, it counts as separate. So say 5 [insert character] interact, then 10 pieces of art will be made.

Anyway, a list (so far with accounts for reference later):

1, magneto ( @magneto-king-of-genosha )

1, nightcrawler ( @theincrediblenightcrawlerr )

1, quick silver ( @therealquicksilver )

2, OCs... I think ( @cypherlune , @mika-thealbatross , @paladeas-ghost-expert , @roo-pool @xaviers-student-union )

2, Mr sinister ( @sinisters-project , @essexsinisternathaniel )

1, Cisco ( @this-house-is-bitchin )

1, professor x ( @professor-x-krakoa , @not-a-professor )

1, tony stark ( @theironcan )

1, Ben Grimm ( @aunt-petunias-favorite )

1, zemo ( @yoursokoviandelight )

1, scott ( @scottsummers-xmen )

1, bastion ( @0p3rat1on-z3r0-t0leranc3 )

1, Logan ( @snikt-xmen )

1, remy ( @card-charger-gambit )

thebrimstonephoenix

alain-the-fxllen

.....

With the current stat of the origin not all will be done

[ghostpools-blog]

YEAAAH I'M AN OC BABY THAT'S RIGHT, THERE AIN'T NO ONE LIKE ME

[ghostpools-blog]

I'm sorry for not posting here a lot lately. Things have been... Happening, let's say that. Some good. Some bad.

[Which one am I?]

Hmm... Good, yeah. I think you're good.

[Yay!!]

Think I should go in chronological order... Yeah.

[osi-inn]

Okay.

Heres something silly i want to do.

For every interval of 20 in notes, this post gets i will draw art of my OCs or others or just characters in general.

But if a rp account interacts in any way, so likes comments or reblogs, I will draw that character at the next mile stone, but they will get two pieces instead of 1.

[ghostpools-blog]

The

[ghostpools-blog]

Hahaha magic jizz go brrr

[peterparker-official]

I’m pretty sure college was created just to kick my ass

[ghostpools-blog]

This is why I'm a highschool dropout HAHAHHAHAHAHA *sobs*

[cyberdelph]

by 9rumi

[ghostpools-blog]

Hehehe, me and my boo <3

[lachiennearoo]

They're made for each other <3

[ghostpools-blog]

*wipes tear* it's just like me and my Spidey <3

[ghostpools-blog]

Okay so, here's the thing

Spidey thought we were already dating????

He said like, that with the flirting and being all touchy-feely and always following him everywhere that meant we were dating

I don't know how to respond to this

[ghostpools-blog]

@flo-verine told me she hates teaming up with me and Spidey cause apparently we're "so fluffy and cute it hurts"

Spidey kinda just uh, went silent??

Is he ashamed??? Did he feel grossed out??? Oh god please tell me he's not gonna stop teaming up with me I think I'd cry

[ghostpools-blog]

Update. He wants to talk to me in private

I'm very scared

[ghostpools-blog]

Update: WE ARE DATING??? HELLO??? WHAT????????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ghostpools-blog]

@flo-verine told me she hates teaming up with me and Spidey cause apparently we're "so fluffy and cute it hurts"

Spidey kinda just uh, went silent??

Is he ashamed??? Did he feel grossed out??? Oh god please tell me he's not gonna stop teaming up with me I think I'd cry

[ghostpools-blog]

Update. He wants to talk to me in private

I'm very scared