[ghosts-red-sharpie]

Yes, monster fucking, obviously.

But also monster cuddling. Monster handholding. Monster grocery list sharing. Monster back massaging. Monster complaining about work. Monster talking about what restaurant to go to for dinner until you both give up and decide to get takeout (again). Monster sleeping in on lazy Sunday mornings. Monster dancing in the kitchen instead of washing the dishes.

Monster domesticity, please and thank you.

But also, monster fucking.

[snowberry-pie]

this has been discussed before but reducing female characters to the girlboss braincell holder in the name of combating misogyny in fandom is ironically also a form of misogyny

[snowberry-pie]

people love love loooove to go on and on and on about whiteguy #135336843’s internal torment and the nuances of his writing and then when it comes time to talk about women it’s all um actually she can do no wrong and holds the braincell and babysits the boys like a mother hashtag feminism. i hope you fucking blow up

[aamuusva]

Dreamer

[crumbpigeon]

A falling star brings luck to those who see it 🌠 prints

[mogwaei]

blackwall i love u sir, you weirdo who's sorta hero, sorta knight and also not

[velvetarmor]

"Something tells me that Baelor Targaryen loves himself a problematic woman…" why do you think that? I'm so curious now lol also you should write more about him sis

Baelor Targaryen Headcanons

includes ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 baelor “breakspear” targaryen x fem!reader

summary: my general and nsfw headcanons for baelor targaryen.

cw: nsfw 18+ mdni

NOTE: IM ALIVE and this is for all of my baddies that requested this; I see u <3

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GENERAL HCS

It would be easy for Baelor to be, and most expect him to be, pompous, egotistical, and entitled; but he isn’t. Baelor is the opposite in all things.

Despite his upbringing he is incredibly relatable, understanding, and most importantly, humble; often asking those around him more questions than he answers himself. This being a demeanor that has come to his benefit when forging alliances and maintaining order.

As I mentioned in a previous post, Baelor doesn’t find much in life to be that challenging for him. The problem is, he enjoys a challenge.

I can see both Baelor and Maekar being attracted to a Lady with the opposite personality, one that presents some similarities with one another. Baelor finding himself with a fiery, easily agitated, and determined woman; and Maekar finding himself with a humorous, joyful, and calm woman.

With life so easily given to Baelor, he needs someone to push back. You see in the show how humored he is with his brother’s antics, and I believe the same would be true with his potential lady wife.

Baelor lives for drama, and he loves it when it comes from you. Listening to whatever rumors you have heard (or came up with) with his full attention, providing comments here and there in interest. Or even sitting in the face of your criticism, when you are upset about something, he’ll take it stride, never getting angry with you even if your attitude is unfounded.

I speak of all the respect this man has earned, and it is important to note that you benefit completely from this.

Being lady wife of the Prince and Hand of the King gives you too much power when it comes to your more problematic antics.

You have gained trust with Baelor that you will never go too far, always walking a line with those in the Keep but never crossing it. This is something he appreciates about you, and the main reason he has become so fond of your personality. You are intelligent and quick, most not understanding what you said until moments later.

He will bring you to court and to council meetings more often than considered appropriate because he admires you.

Baelor will often seek your opinions on things, either in the moment or later on when you are alone.

In general, Baelor is a man who holds the world on his back. He carries it well, but in your relationship with him, he discovers his need for someone different. Someone who deviates from his normal routine, someone who brings out a new kind of affection and interest from him.

NSFW 18+

Baelor is a skilled knight and scholar; training in the arts is important to him, and he sees sex in the same way.

Sex with Baelor is not just an activity, it’s a performance; and it’s one that he is extremely passionate about.

Very experimental, I can see him reading erotic books from time to time paired with a glass of wine out of curiosity, but he’s not one to bring new things into the bedroom unless it comes up naturally in the moment.

He’ll definitely have you wondering how he has learned certain techniques or positions… not that you can truly complain.

Loves any position where he can see your face and your reactions, enjoying seeing you succumb to the pleasure he gives you; so when he’s not doing something new you will find yourself in some form of missionary, he’ll pin your back to a bed, a desk, or a wall and wrap your legs around him. Loving the way your body is easily displayed for his affection.

I cannot stress this enough, this man is a soft dom.

Control comes as easily as breathing for Baelor, he never has to take it because he embodies it completely. He knows that control is not something to be forced, but something that must be respected.

Baelor’s control isn’t based in cause and action, it is the basis of the relationship entirely. He sees control as protection, it’s his love language, a way to give you everything he can, and it is a constant. He is someone you can place your trust in completely and will not abuse it, he’ll push your limits but remain a comfort that you can cling onto when it gets too much.

Not to say that he isn’t sometimes unfair; Baelor is type of man to hold you in comfort, firm and steady as he thrusts deeply into you, slowly, and as you cry in pleasure, begging him to go faster, he remain at his own agonizing pace, loving to watch the tears pick at your eyes.

Baelor knows what you want, but he also knows what you truly need, and he’ll give it to you on his own terms, teaching you a lesson that pleasure comes with patience.

Brat tamer, but perhaps not in the traditional sense. When you get your rebellious or frustrated moods and lash out at him hoping for a reaction, he understands you. He understands you on a level no one else can even comprehend.

Knowing what you really need is attention, love, and most importantly stability, he will entertain your moods, finding it humorous to push you further.

Punishment in the bedroom is never a simple correction with Baelor, but an entire lesson.

Discipline with Baelor is measured and methodical, he takes his time with you, finding his own pleasure in watching you unravel under his tongue or fingers (or both ah).

Edging and overstimulation. Baelor is obsessed with holding back his own pleasure, feeling the burn of impatience in his body knowing it would bring him greater pleasure in the future. To fend off his own release he’ll bring his full attention to you, neglecting himself, he’ll bring you to your peak multiple times before his own.

Verbal but uses his words wisely, he is not shy in telling you what you need to do, what he’s going to do to you. He embraces silence when needed, keeping eye contact when words become too distant in your mind.

Mutual masterbation king. On many occasions when you wait in your shared chambers for Baelor to be finished with his many obligations, he’ll walk in quieter than normal. Giving you a kiss on the head, he’ll pour himself some wine before positioning a chair in the bed’s direction. As he sits down, you already know what mood he is in, the anticipation bringing a wetness between your thighs already.

Baelor will tell you what to do, undress for him, touch yourself in the way he wants you to, and you’ll listen. Slowly, he’ll start to palm himself at the sight of you. You comply because you know, you know that Baelor needs this control, this relief, after a long and difficult day.

In general, sex is an important part of your relationship to Baelor not because he expects it, but because it brings out a different kind of romance and affection in him. He craves the intimacy with you, and after you both are finished, he’ll keep you close to him; talking to you softly about his day or anything on his mind until you fall asleep.

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hopefully you all enjoyed this, school has me struggling and i haven’t had the time to write until now (hopefully thats not too obvious). keep sending in requests. i promise i will get to them eventually

velvet <3

[angelicdewdrop]

[callingcrows]

this is similar to the stained glass I have around my front door.

the feature that attracted me to my 54 year old house..

[wiceshez]

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[some-pers0n]

How it feels being a little hater with your friends in private spaces and never actually going out of your way to harass or bully anyone

[blanchebees]

Tasting his treasure

Tip jar

[kingcael]

long may I reign

Preorder Print

[keltbh]

why are you as the crown prince of the realm so obsessed with a hedge knight 🤨

[esaari2]

forgot to post him

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[paper-mario-wiki]

counterpoint

[theeldritchcorvid]

cosmic horror is when the Thing is Not Familiar, the Location Makes No Fucking Sense, and the Outside is BIG.

gothic horror is when The Thing is Of Your Own Making, the Location has a Deeply Bloody History, and the Outside is Wet and Cold and Is Caging You In.

folk horror is when the Thing Should Be Familiar, But Is Not, the Location Should Be Pleasing, But Is Not, and the Outside is Trying Very Hard To Kill You

[vekharious]

study of my pookie

[kriskukko]

WIP-- had to rewrite my old man's whole thing so he is getting a lil makeover