this was one of atla’s best jokes I swear
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this was one of atla’s best jokes I swear
Constellations & Zodiac Signs ★彡
leo season vibes
Kill me
#‘killing him slowly’ how do you kill him faster
reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly
Look, i know we throw around the words “toxic masculinity ” and “toxic heteronomativity” a lot, but THIS.
If your ideas of gender and relationships and women renders you of being incapable of normal friendships with women because their pressence is “killing you” …that’s suuuuper unhealthy.
I’m seriously concerned for any woman in this dude’s life.
woman: *shakes hair out of her face*
man: BE GONE YE HARLOT WITH YOUR INSIDIOUS TEMPTATIONS
(also, “why are you his friend” fucking blows my mind because this implies that friends are automatically people that you fuck)
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE US
POOL PARTY
Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep
Confirmation: Reyna is a savage
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Can you believe Wonder Woman 2017 was written by an openly gay man, directed by a woman, staring a kickass woman surrounded by other ethnically diverse kickass women, with Chris Pine as the love interest who was not weak, racist, or sexist at all, also with diverse and interesting male sidekicks, and the villain who was defeated with the power of love because love is strength not weakness. Like damn how did we get so lucky?
The Victuuri Alphabet (insp.)
Rick O'Connell: a summary
#rick o'connell is 50% screaming#25% ‘are u fucking kidding me rn’#and 25% soft gentle passionate adoration of his wife
I would move to 40% screaming, allowing for 10% “ … fuck this. Rocks fall. Everybody dies.” Which are only better when in direct company with adoration of Evie.
THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA.
IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”
AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.”
AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”
THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY
This makes a lot more sense
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“You hold the mightiest weapon of all. So don’t forget: You are the one who will open the door”
Different Stories Resonate with Different People
I will always reblog this.
oh good gravy i love this
For all my writer friends out there.
All kinds of stories are needed
This is so pure and lovely.
Who else is excited for Before the Storm?!?!
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