Mirrorverse Woody × Verosika Mayday? Now that’s a ship taking fandoms by storm! 😆
I absolutely love your enthusiasm for Woody ships—who knew our favorite cowboy had such a versatile dating life? From the Mirrorverse to any fandom, he's truly a shipping wonder!
You can also use the edits I made as a wallpaper for your phone. ^^
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in my head, this au takes place during the events of the first film. buzz is the newest toy and woody is grappling with jealousy. the difference is that in my au woody has always had this sort of problem and has harmed other toys in pursuit of his goal of being the favorite.
now, he’s still woody pride, so it’s not like he enjoys hurting who he perceives as his friends, he’s not a sadist, but he is perfectly willing to make an example out of anyone in his way. be it pulling strings to make them lost, or leave them to be found by sid, or even outright breaking them himself, woody can, and he will, do anything it takes to be the favorite.
the mere threat of being left behind to be found by sid keeps most toys in line, and very few see woody as a tyrant in the first place. he’s their leader. sure, he’s a bit of a brute, but he’s still woody. surely he has our best interests at heart, right?
What is it with Pixar lately with taking the two people Woody has the strongest bonds with and then turned them into narcissistic a**holes towards him and he sucks up the verbal-abuse like it’s nothing?!
(Not to mention that they never apologise for their behaviours)
*All the High-Tech Buzz Lightyears hurry their way towards Blaze’s house and manage to open up the door; Buzz looks from the distance in admiration while Woody is still busy wiping pig saliva off of himself, giving Buzz a cold stare*
“I’ll admit, I didn’t expect that to turn out so well, not to mention having to speak like a space ranger again. They’re certainly taking the whole toy thing a lot better than I did *chuckles* isn’t that right, Woody?”
*Buzz turns back only to see Woody walking away, leaving him mildly confused*
“Woody? Where are you going?”
“Back.”
“Huh? Back where?”
“Back! Back to the carnival, back to Bo.”
“Wh-What the- you’re going AWOL now?”
“Why should that matter to you? You clearly got this handled, right?”
“But didn’t you say Jessie called you and that’s why you’re here in the first place?”
*Woody turns back around, chuckling sarcastically*
“Oh wow, NOW you recognise my intention? You certainly didn’t act like that beforehand; you turned down every offer I tried to make, you ran after the car while leaving me in the dust, you left me to get KIDNAPPED and almost FED TO A PIG! Oh! And I’m sorry, did I have saliva in my ears earlier or did I really hear you call me your SIDEKICK?!”
*Buzz furrows his brows a little*
“Oh come on, that was obviously to sell my point to those newer versions of me and make them understand.”
“What? You think they wouldn’t understand ‘friend’ or ‘equal’?”
*Now Buzz is more frustrated, pointing once again at the star sticker on his chest*
“Woody, we’ve gone over this! Jessie made ME her deputy, and so it’s MY job to set everything back in order by saving her! Then I can-”
*SLAP!*
“And THAT’S your problem!”
*Buzz eyes him in complete shock, touching his cheek which Woody just slapped*
“Wh… What?”
“Jessie?! This deputy status?! That’s all you ever think about now! You’re not thinking about Bonnie struggling to make new friends, you’re not thinking about OUR friends getting donated, you’re not thinking about ME when I came all the way back here to HELP YOU!”
“…”
“And I was really considering that if this mission turned out well… we all may be a family again.”
*Buzz’s eyes widen a little more, realising immediately what Woody means by that*
“But now it seems like…*getting choked up* even after everything…. you don’t care about me anymore.”
“What? No! Of course I do!”
*He attempts to hold onto Woody’s shoulder but the cowboy steps back in frustration*
“Well actions speak louder than words, Buzz; and YOUR recent actions have been crystal clear.”
*Woody slowly turns back away from Buzz*
“If I knew things were gonna end up like this… I would’ve left you on that rocket.”
*gasp*
*Buzz watches on as Woody storms off; the latter leaving one last thing to say*
“So long, Deputy Buzz Lightyear.”
*In that moment, Buzz feels his figurative heart shatter. His breathing quickens as he watches his long time best friend leave him a second time because of him. A few seconds go by before taking steps forward and reaching out his hand*
“Woody… I-”
*The High-Tech Buzz Lightyears return and circle around Buzz, blocking his path*
“Sir deputy! The red-haired maiden is no longer located inside the stronghold!”
“Some other toys informed us she rode off on horseback towards a tree upon a hillside!”
“We must take reins ourselves and follow her!”
*Buzz can’t pay attention to them anymore as he sees Woody move further away into the distance*
“N-No…”
“We must! For the sheriff who needs us!”
“For Star Command!”
*All of them chant ‘For Star Command!’ over and over again, dragging Buzz back with them as they walk off in unison. The distance between him and Woody is even more heartbreaking*
