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he/they | Jey | this is completely random enjoy | queer\genderqueer

[hypersensationalism]

god i wish that fucking kid didnt have such bad aim

[jame7t]

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

[pageturner001]

With Trump looking on track to win, I just want to give some hope for people right now.

The Senate is Republican, but two years in the future a third of the Senate will be reelected, meaning Trump has at most 2 years to work with an agreeable Senate

Whether or not Trump goes through with project 2025 or not, this will most definitely be our last term with him

If he doesn't do what he promised, his voter base will get mad they didn't get what they voted for

If he does do what he promised, his voter base will get mad when they realise tariffs=higher costs and when their taxes don't decrease

People WILL protest in their states and nationally and either a) Trump listens or b) Trump ignores it and people become more disillusioned with him

There is no way Trump will do something that can't be reversible or managed by the later President

If Trump supporters do become disillusioned, we could see a blue midterm

1/2 of Congress is needed to pass a bill

Just take a breath. It isn't going to be great, but we can and will survive.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[pathcrier]

[curiositypolling]

If you had been born in caveman times, would you have lived to your current age*?

I would’ve never been born (pregnancy complications)

I would’ve died as a baby

I would’ve died as a toddler

I would’ve died as a child

I would’ve died as a preteen

I would’ve died as a teen

I would’ve made it to adulthood! and then died.

I’d probably be alive but it would Fucking Suck

I’d be alive and it would be eh okay

I’d be alive and well, hunting berries, gathering mammoths, thriving :)

Voting ended onJan 18, 2024

*this is just about having medical needs that would have meant death without modern medicine, so no ‘I’d probably die from not being able to distinguish the blur as a lion’ we have a healthy caveman squad who cares for each other, we just also dont have, yknow, penicilin. etcetera.

pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

[ghostyqueer]

new sh just dropped: putting your phone on the 24hr clock mode.

[ghostyqueer]

Is the acting terrible or am i just too high?

[husbandyke]

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

[prokopetz]

Replacing the word "service" with "disservice" is literally always funny in every possible context.

Room disservice.

Civil disservice.

Lip disservice.

Public disservice announcement.

Disservice animal.

[avianmasquerade]

customer disservice

disservice top

internet disservice provider

Health & Human Disservices

[ghostyqueer]

thank you for your disservice

[ghostyqueer]

It's time to take out the McTrash

[tr0jen]

[padahlecki-blog]

I HAVE BEEN QUEUEING THIS SINCE DECEMBER 11, 2013 BECAUSE I MISSED MY CHANCE LAST YEAR.

[sappfs]

taking my chance.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

[ossicle]

Someone come here and debunk this shit

[goforbronze]

I can help! As a scientist, I’ve done some research, and this was posted by a blog called “facts I just made up” and have since hypothesized that it is a made up untruthful words.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

[stophelping]

Congratulations, that's the vibe

[ghostyqueer]

lmao yup

[wizardpotions]

i feel like a lot of the younger group of people on the internet especially those who became online in the age of tiktok is that no one is obligated to interact with you. the best advice i could give to teens on the internet is block everything you dont want to see, unfollow over anything you like. you do not have to interact with people you do not want to.

but please remember that this goes both ways, content creators can block you over anything too. it doesnt go that deep, if someone blocks you its probably not personal. if someone tags one of my posts as a fandom i dont want to interact with i will block them and thats fine, i dont hate everyone i block and you dont have to either. creating your online experience is the key to having a good time online

you are never obligated to interact with anything

[regnum-lab]

so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

natural blondes quit trying you will NEVER have what fake blondes have

[qwk-archive-deactivated20231101]

[quasi-normalcy]

"We're the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn."

Oh, shut up! If you lived during the European Witch Craze, you'd be the one accusing the mentally ill woman down the lane of cavorting with Satan, and we all know it, because it's exactly how you behave now. Fuck off.