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[theweirdwideweb]

[lumnch]

The word dapper is banned UNLESS you are using it to refer to a little bunny wearing a top hat

[cheermeupthankyou]

IF I HAD A BIBLE IT WOULD READ LIKE THIS

[weepingbouquettyphoon]

Gurl.

[lumnch]

I'd like to know more about coyotes. They are funny little guys and I see them all the time.

[worm-suggestion]

It’s not like a dog or wolf at all... It’s more like a fox, in behavior.

Coyote is really cute and smart, but it’s not very strong.

It lives in a pack. Sometimes a lot of coyotes will bother livestock or kill them so they are reviled. But they are good at heart. It isn’t really their fault they have to eat meat.

[lumnch]

Thank you so much :)

[siegfriedandroy]

they’re cute but if you got em around watch any small pets, dont let your cats outside unsupervised. we got em here and people’s cats/small dogs get eaten ALLLLL the time if they’re not careful 

[lumnch]

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

[nyanbinyuri]

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

[puffinken-deactivated20190814]

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[grendelsmilf]

those bitches who listen to mitski…….. joanna newsom….. janelle monae….. fiona apple…… kate bush…… phoebe bridgers…….. sidney gish…… marina….. sara bareilles….. regina spektor……. st vincent……. japanese breakfast…… sasami……. boygenius……. jay som………. weyes blood………. marika hackman……… weird sad girls on their weird sad girl shit…….. 

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[happifying-things]

[mjalti]

[o-ceti]

the trifecta

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

[princet-andy]

Him??

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Yes.

HIM

[sleepiestprincess]

I NEEDED to see him

[doriangray-deactivated20200523]

what would dionysus wear if he was in the modern day?

[deadpanwalking]

[girlbossjodiarias]

#needless to say this is a pussy out look

[feastofsnakes]

[cartoon-and-animal-lover]

[jafaaar]

A man holding his baby up to paintings and talking to him at an art gallery

[pro-gay]

apparently some nazi group posted this and how is that not the most relatable thing ever?

[tricotfurry]

love wins

[valtsv]

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

[cool-art-i-didnt-do]

this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed

[valtsv]

so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb

[tsunadadudi]

Theres even more beyond eye of newt

[aviculor]

no wonder my potions never work the way they should

[catboy-supremacist]