gianna

instagram: ghoulishwentz pronouns she/her Autism Gang™️

[sloppystyle]

alright bro im boutta head out

[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

So what you’re saying is, raccoons have the ability to defy the laws of physics by folding their bodies into higher dimensions of time and space 

[ghoulish-wentz]

what happens to it tho

[wern]

man this is weird but imagine being an ancient doctor who believes in humours etc and surgery doesn't exist but you perform the first legit autopsy to learn about anatomy and you're like.. wtf there's like objects in here and shit

[insertgirlname]

“wtf there’s like objects in here and shit”

- Andreas Vesalius, 1543

[snoozerposts-deactivated2016070]

[ms-gender-blog]

[marxsposting]

This guy got so high he astral projected into April 2020

[decembersoul]

1. Bernie Sanders marching with Dr. King in Selma, Alabama 2. Bernie Sander being arrested for defying a folk music ban in Washington Square Park. 3.  Bernie Sanders being arrested for protesting racial segregation (Chicago, 1963). 4. Bernie sanders being arrested in Chicago again. 5. Bernie sanders leading a sit in against segregated housing. 6. Bernie arrested again for protesting  housing segregation.    hey America,this is that old man that you have doubts about running the country. all his life he’s been fighting for the everyman,you and me,and he’s not going to stop. his values and sacrifices are what made America through out history.

[shencomix]

I’m mature now.

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[xero0-deactivated20230118]

lmfao

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

If it impresses your target then it doesn’t matter what scholars/teacher think

[gifak-net]

[ultravioletnights]

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

[alexbelvocal]

What

[books-and-cookies]

how

[prettybxybastard]

HOW

[nonbinannytranny]

“ballet isn’t a sport”

[bubblegumjetpack]

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

[time-lordd]

Ballet is raw AF

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[softchad]

filed under “not the onion”

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

i sent the bee movie script over imessage to my friend who lives overseas but it didn’t send as an imessage and sent as 315 text messages instead and i’m gonna be charged for international texting for all of them

[fourofthem]

#karma is real and god always protects the good

[bearbearbearbearbear-deactivate]

i love when creators give anime characters actual lips!!! anime girls are so pretty with lips!!

[bearbearbearbearbear-deactivate]

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🖤

[narwhaled]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Coloradan: Oh, yeah, we have some fun festivals! Let’s see, there’s the coffin races dedicated to the corpse that washed off the mountain, Mike the Headless Chicken days about the undead chicken, Frozen Dead Guy days about the guy who tried to use an old shed to keep himself cryogenically frozen after his death, Packer days which is dedicated to the cannibal–

Non-Coloradans: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fu

[gallusrostromegalus]

The rest of the US can get mad about the local festivals when you come up with something half as metal, chaotic and delightful as rocketing down a slippery ice-covered road in a coffin held by six of your moderately inebriated and physically uncoordinated friends while the crowd cheers for your sucess and blood at once.

[the-memedaddy]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[caesarsaladinn]

same principle

[candiikismet]

Lmaooo

[gsgdfsdfsdgfdg-deactivated20191]

gumball snaps and kills james charles

[thyrell]

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

[fox-sanguinis]

For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles

[derlaine]

i’m the trash alchemist 

Alphonse has a cat instagram

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Notes: the jokes are from 30 rock and the rest are memes ( except head scratcher lust and Alphonse cat )