literally wtf

23-f- I identify as tired

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[fairycosmos]

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

[gideonnav420]

Okay maybe I was just hungry

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ryan reynolds pisses me off so bad

[aflo]

He's like a car commercial that turned into a real guy

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[thememedaddy]

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[patrick-stewart]

The guilt you feel. The remorse. You feel that every day? Yes. Even though you didn’t mean to do it? Yes. Midnight Mass | Book V: Gospel 

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[ghostsandyoumightdie]

The Alectopause has gone on so long that we are all, in a sense, worshipping that which is unknown and unseen, and the infinite possibilities therein, so much so that the actual inevitable release for Alecto will feel like a kind of death. That is to say, we have made an idol of Alecto the Ninth, and should be cautious when the real thing comes, lest the anticipation mean more to us than the thing itself.

[ghostsandyoumightdie]

I pray the book is never published. I pray the cover is never revealed. I pray that which was TBA remains TBA, insensate, in perpetual rest, with text unedited and unprinted. I pray it lives, I pray it sleeps.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[patrick-stewart]

The guilt you feel. The remorse. You feel that every day? Yes. Even though you didn’t mean to do it? Yes. Midnight Mass | Book V: Gospel 

[baxs-tblr]

Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting

[lonelyroommp3]

gerran howell has ethel cain on his whitaker playlist that is "things to get in his headspace" and "things he listens to to comfort himself". which could mean nothing

[lonelyroommp3]

[1960z]

the interesting thing about lestat and daniel specifically is that they’re basically strangers that have come into a working relationship already very biased against each other.

in lestat’s mind daniel is the one responsible for his public humiliation and anything he does, any probing question he asks is an effort to humiliate him further. so daniel isn’t someone he can be honest with but rather someone he has to outwit.

daniel on the other hand, has not only heard detailed accounts of lestat’s worst behaviour (no matter how biased or unbiased those accounts may be), he’s also experienced first hand how callous vampires can be with human life, and had his own life completely uprooted twice because of this, which I would imagine make having any kind of sympathy for lestat difficult to say the least, even if he wasn’t specifically responsible. in daniel’s mind, difficult and invasive questions is probably the least lestat deserves.

it’s a good microcosm of what makes the show so compelling to me. everyone has very understandable hurt and trauma but no one knows how to deal with it, so all they can do is lash out at each other, causing even more hurt and trauma. and I love it every time.

[fandiagnosis]

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