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[shadow-kid-cole]

yeah yeah 50 questions about your rook is great but listen: the real question is how many stray animals would your rook take off the streets if given the option in-game? because in my head lin has brought home every fucked up cat they’ve ever encountered. no they have not considered the ramifications of bringing cats into the fade nor will they

[elfcollector]

DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS (2009) — developed by bioware.

[sisifroggy]

Found family but in a derogatory sense

[fridgemeats]

I need this to be my first art post here, will figure out what else to post and queue things later Do you think sometimes he just glows in his sleep...

[crunchyncrumbly]

a quick fenhawke doodle

[luciacaminoz]

my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often

[luciacaminoz]

hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears

[sclappin]

Man whose definition of "monster" is extremely flexible.

[singmearing]

I love them so much

[crabkick]

Inspired by @r0ck-the-casbah's brilliant post. Male living space Cullen :p

[kingsdarga]

starts da2 and predictably falls for broody white haired anime elf

from arlymone’s emoji challenge

[citree]

More older Kieran!! He’s still figuring things out 🥹

[dragongirlsweetie]

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

[shadow-kid-cole]

started replaying veilguard with my og rook and they looked so good in the cobbled swan lighting…. lin baby you will always be famous to me

[fishing-princess]

Whatever. *Apathetically does a backflip and throws three daggers diagonally down at different angles*

[housederiva]

[housederiva]

Unlike the beautiful Free Marches I hate Orkney

[pzxce]

the witch of the wilds🐦‍⬛

[a-really-bad-decision]

Dragon age origins is like…. You’re nineteen, new in town, and it’s your second day at pizza hut. You don’t even know how to work the register yet and you just watched your manager get carted off by the paramedics. You have no contact info for him, his next of kin, or corporate. The only other employee is the guy who’s been here for two weeks and is a bit of a doofus, and neither of you really know what you’re supposed to do now. You both desperately need this job though, and the doofus at least has a drivers license and *kiiinda* knows how to use the oven so you just. Shrug, and start taking orders and making pizzas and praying to god that the bills are on autopay.

And weirdly enough you’re really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncan’s cousin on the phone so the utility company doesn’t cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really there’s no way any of this should be working as well as it is - you’re absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but you’ve managed to dodge the landlord every time he’s stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and you’re all still kinda looking at each other and asking ‘are we allowed to just do this?’ before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.

And after like five months of this the regional manager wanders in out of nowhere and you’re sure he’s about to chew your ass out for this mess, but it turns out he’s pretty chill and honestly kind of impressed with how you managed to keep the place up and running all on your own. So now you’re all thinking ‘thank god, there’s someone here who actually knows how to run a Pizza Hut’ only for him to get hit by a car two days later on the night of the Super Bowl.