cats keep biting me

i am 12 and i reblog a lot of cats and also pretty much none of the magic bullshit samwisethebold does

[pleatedjeans]

[perrfectly]

[heedra]

the biggest fucking farce in the whole emoji movie trailer is the fact that one of the inhabitants of the ‘place where emojis that nobody uses go’ or whatever was the eggplant emoji

[travelorganic]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

just writes “i dont explain my poetry often” in the show your work section of a math question

[rexuality]

My roommate hasn’t done his dishes in 3 fuckin days so I can only assume it’s performance art at this point

[perrfectly]

You will fall in love with your friends. Deep, passionate love. You will create a second family with them, a kind of tribe that makes you feel less vulnerable. Sometimes our families can’t love us all the time. Sometimes we’re born into families who don’t know how to love us properly. They do as much as they can but the rest is up to our friends. They can love you all the time, without judgement. At least the good ones can.

Ryan O’Connell (via perrfectly)

[asian]

[themusicsonrepeat]

@giftofthemagi

[giftofthemagi]

but the cat is actually revealed to be a raccoon

[yaoialien]

This Zits comic from 1999 was 18 years a head of it’s time holy fuck

[evilidiot]

dnd is just improv for nerds who hate both audience pressure and theater kids

[giftofthemagi]

...how do we explain ourselves, then?@@samwisethebold @wtrob @themusicsonrepeat

[rickgrimesbabyface]

Listen y'all, being anti-racist is not like a one time “I saw the light and I’ll never be racist again” deal, racism is something that has to be actively and constantly unlearned. Every day you have to challenge your thinking. 

[dank-doggos]

[meanplastic]

[7mangoes]

let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Why even fuck anymore? Just throw hands and see who nut first.

[bonemachinetheoperatorsmanual-d]

[respectfulmemes]

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]