Astray In The Hay

[alarmingpenguin]

A story in three parts

[notkatniss]

Extremely funny of her to post this and then not do it. I know in my heart every other reply is dinner with the Kushners

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Timothy Olyphant has objectively the best TV resume it’s just Sheriff, Sheriff, Sheriff, Gay Sheriff in Space, and Joel from Santa Clarita Diet

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?

me:

[lesbiancloudtail]

me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[heartshop]

[pseudophan]

i feel like we as a society don't talk enough about the november 2006 album charts

[sassychespins]

The gays were in middle school goin thru it

[carlytayjepsen]

[marisatomay]

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

[cursedcatimages]

[tinybed]

[piggietv-moved]

[tinybed]

group chat

[pukicho]

Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave

[soup-wizard]

Why do you censor dragon?

[pukicho]

Townsfolk may find it scary

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[hydro-homies]

Tbh I still don’t know

[kaijuno]

[catchymemes]

[secondclassvines]

[beyhive4ever]

“what are we doing?”

[no]

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles

[notkatniss]