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other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope

me buying clothes:

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god diagnosing me with dumb bitch syndrome

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Hank: Are you turning into a deviant?

Connor:

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“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

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I cant stomach this fuckery and i hate this dickhead

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Coyote Peterson is educating people about animals in a lighthearted and fun way on the scale (get it like crocodiles have) of the late great Steve Erwin. You can have all the empathy for animals you want, but if nobody knows they exist or how cool they are it aint gonna do shit. No animal is getting hurt, at most this frog is being inconvenienced for all of 30 seconds, but it’s worth it. Go be miserable somewhere else, and let this frog and Coyote be the stars.

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Coyote is a hero

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I will fight for coyote

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Coyote is a conservationist and a great guy.

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Barbarian: “Can I try to lift the entire house?”

DM: “I guess? Make a strength check”

Barbarian: “Nat 20!!”

DM:

A nat 20 does not guarantee success when the impossible is attempted.

Discuss.

unwell-friends

extremely agree- it just makes more sense to tell your player outright if the action they’re attempting is impossible, instead of giving them the false hope of getting a high enough roll to do the impossible thing. No one likes being told their nat 20 does nothing.

knightsolaireofthesun

If you allow them to make the roll you need to be prepared for that roll to have some sort of effect, even if minor. A nat 20 also shouldn’t allow the player to acend the realms of possibility (unless you’ve already established your campaign is kind of goofy) and do things like lift buildings, seduce a creature with no intelligence, or leap over a two story building.

captain-firebeard

A critic only have effect in the roll attacks, not in the stat checks. In those, a 20 its a high number but if the difficulty number of the task is 300, you cant do it.

knightsolaireofthesun

Technically yeah you can’t crit ability checks but have you ever seen the hopeful sparkling eyes of your barbarian player when they nat 20 their atheletics check?

roar104

Plus, with 20 strength plus rage, you’re pretty much superhumanly strong. Isn’t 20 strength like, pick up a cow and beat someone with it if you roll well enough kind of stupid strength?

Also, some dms let you crit/crit fail stat checks. It’s something that should be discussed & set in stone before you start.

knightsolaireofthesun

20 strength is considered to be the maximum of human potential. Like Olympian level bodybuilders and lifters. A barbarian’s rage lets them exceed that potential by going into rage which is in my mind the extreme emotional distress that can let people lift cars of their kids and whatnot. But that takes a toll on the body which is why it makes sense they get exhausted afterwards.