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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
ojovivo

Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
sheepfilms

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
AnasAbdin

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@gigicalmess
fucking glorious 🔱
♡♡♡
“General.”
HERE COME THE GENERALS
RISE UP.
when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president
I did not expect this, but I love it
VINNY!!!
Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite
beepboop. censorbot approved
“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.
Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.
Well to be fair to Molly: Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government weren’t happy about. Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently. Fred and George. Enough said. Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit. Ginny idolized the Twins growing up. Literally the only person who she doesn’t have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.
just because it hasn’t happened yet,
doesn’t mean that you’re not worthy of it.
miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*
me: wow. i feel so goo–
depression: Time’s Up Bitch.
Friendship in small concessions
I will definitely make Uraraka a revenge comic where you can see her fckin DECK him, and then some
Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God
Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat
clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS
DUMBASSES who SUPPORT BISEXUALS can clap too
“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I know I already reblogged this, but that ^^^ gif made it perfect.
this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing
Oh no! I made it worst. >_<
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Just gonna leave this here
#WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
OH MY FUCKING GOD NO
i wish to swim with the cranberries
this is what its all about baby
(via lowghen)
MAKE HIM REGRET
*spec prep*
BEING BORN
*spec prep*
So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They’d regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office - one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says “You can’t make it hot enough.”
Server gives him this look like “your funeral” and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen.
When the dish comes out, it’s a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can’t do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma.
And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head.
I think there’s a reasonable chance this was his receipt.
HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR PAD THAI
The Raven by James William Carling