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hi this is dave harley and this is my survival blog!! if you have any questions or suggestions my askbox is AAALWAYS OPEN except when it is not!

[gilligansgarden]

hi! i'm claus! i'm in my 20s, i'm white, and please use he/him for me, thank you!

this is an ic-run rp blog for a kidswap dave harley affiliated with dirk english at gumptioustactition and jake strider at truckbed. she is 21 and lives on one of two islands alone after the death of her guardian, goliath. her relative, dirk english, lives on the other island, and has a camera system on her island as well as a bunch of robots! they play lots of games together, the most prominent being an impending homebrew tabletop game of dirk's creation. woah, nifty!

this blog will have themes of normalized violence, animal death for survival, survivor's guilt, constant surveillance, paranoia, delusions, dissociative identity disorder, isolation, codependency, media as teachers for societal standards, and how families start and end with blood. plus some other stuff too, probably. take care of yourselves!

i follow from @reddeliciousauce as a main blog!

as with reddeliciousauce, this dave is a DID system. a post about her system is pending!

NOTE! i'm not involved in any larger RPC in any way. just interacting with my friends for fun now, this site's truly a shitshow. rules under cut!

ok! rules!:

i’m cool with crossover rps, but they have to be with fandoms i’m familiar with. i’ll let you know if i don’t know the franchise - or, in cases of extreme anxiety, i will softblock - nothing personal or malicious! i’m sorry if that happens!

if you like and/or post about anything related to PEDOPHILIA, INCEST, SELFCEST (IM IFFY ON THIS ONE!!!), DUBCON/NONCON, i’ll block you, no questions asked. i understand muses being sa victims and muns coping with sa, but a lot of the time it gets glorified and i’m not for that graphic shit.

i’m naturally wary of these fandoms/media: camp camp, steven universe, rick and morty, doctor who, fate, and osomatsu-san. but fandoms i absolutely WON’T TOLERATE include: hazbin hotel, killing stalking, attack on titan, hetalia, mister pickles, south park, k-pop, and any other depiction of real people.

[grootficguy]

I saw this tweet:

and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i

[cerastes]

How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast

[im-mender]

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

[koth-harvest-final]

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[joleneghoul]

This is the historic location where my dad saw me as a child kill an ant and said "now imagine if you were an ant and couldnt scream for your family for help"

[anarchistmemedistro]

[frodoomsday]

[wifehaver103947]

[someoneelsemaybe]

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew

[threedollarsdotcom]

im getting scared

tip: you gotta run in the woods

[threedollarsdotcom]

im getting scared

tip: you gotta run in the woods

[threedollarsdotcom]

im getting scared

tip: you gotta run in the woods

[threedollarsdotcom]

im getting scared

tip: you gotta run in the woods

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

I wanna scream and shout and let it all out. Scream. And shout. And let it out

[clogalaxyy]

now listen to me young mechanic, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the squid working the counter if they have splat tim on the wii u. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mechanic. you will never see the light of day.

[dyke-terra]

[psychetheangel]