Howdy Bitch I'm a Fish

listen to (Ghost) Riders in the Sky • thinking about jrwi +daydreams and muses • on my DP&W shit

[gilliontidestridertits]

INTRO POST (revamping soon)

Hey! My name is Tide i use they/he I am an adult

INTERESTS (may not always be updated) - JRWI, slimecicle , D20, I love a lot games just ask me! (dst, Sally face, nitw, Minecraft, etc), marvel & dc, hannibal nbc, iwtv , dungeon meshi, TALK TO ME ABOUT MY OCS!!!, spies are forever, hermitcraft (i watch mumbo grian Joel keralis & tango regularly, occaisonally scar & might start watching pearl)

nazis Zionists and terfs gtfo

ashamed spotify user. Anyway go look at my epic playlist please

art tag is my art - I might make an art blog soon!

(also really horrid at tagging shit lmk if I should tag something)

[capacity2]

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

[la-vie-en-lys]

If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.

[capacity2]

You people are crazy . You’re just crazy. This isn’t a normal world anymore

[auttumnleafs]

It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?

[capacity2]

I would send hello ^.^ back ….. and feel warm inside

[haleyhalcyon]

I would tear it into pieces with my hands.

Who the fuck are you?

Fuck you for the anxiety you gave me from getting a letter from a name and address I don’t recognize.

Fuck you for the time you made me waste having to open that letter.

Fuck you for the complete bullshit feeling of finding out that you literally just wrote “hi” and expected that to communicate anything or resolve anything.

I don’t know your stupid douchebag ass, and I don’t want to. Fuck all the way off.

I’m here all pissed off just from imagining that hypothetical. It’s nothing short of disgusting that SOME shitheads think that this is acceptable behavior.

[capacity2]

You need to be euthanized

[classyflame]

Did y'all like, know, that it's incredibly weird to start up a novel right at answering the phone? It's a good way to get accidentally flagged as a telemarketer or something.

You say hi. You start with hi in a conversation. DMs and similar are conversation areas. This isn't even about emails and letters.

People are out here ready to tear apart some stranger in the street for saying hi to you and y'all wonder why you're alone 😭

[haleyhalcyon]

Stepping up to a stranger on the street, yelling “hi” at them, then standing there in silence staring at them makes you a creep.

no hello

please don't say just hello in chat

Web chats are asynchronous. By the time the other person even sees your meaningless “hi”, you may be AFK or asleep.

You wouldn’t just call someone, say “HI”, then sit in silence and make the other person ask you who you are. No, you say “This is [name], calling you about [topic].” within the first few seconds.

You wouldn’t just mail someone a letter in an envelope, just to write “hi”, and make the other person send you a reply to ask you who you are. No, you put your whole message right there in that letter.

Even in real life, you wouldn’t step up to a stranger and blurt out “HI”, then stand there grinning like a creep and staring right into their eyes to pressure the other person to ask you who you are. No, you start the conversation up with an ice-breaker, like a compliment, the question you actually want to ask, or just a rhetorical small-talk question.

This isn’t demanding you to “start a novel”. This is telling you to actually start a conversation like a normal fucking human being can. This is basic manners.

You people are terminally self-centered and have no respect for the time, social battery, and boundaries of others.

P.S.: On a similar note to “No hello”, here’s “Don’t ask to ask”:

Don't ask to ask, just ask

[amazoogle]

hi

[strange-aeons]

Yah

Matching booty shorts that say *please don't try this for real, even scent free, dye free lotions are not safe for cats to lick. Most people keep their binguses moisturized using a little coconut oil in the bath but personally my cats skin reacts badly to it so hemp oil is my go to now

[afandomfiendformerlynamednerd]

A gift to @strange-aeons

I did it bc I felt like it

Peak fashion sense

[strange-aeons]

[galaxywarp]

obsessed w this fucking tweet

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Go fucking dox yourself

Jungle

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[atomikats]

inspired.

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

RUN, DON'T WALK, TO BUY THE LIMITED EDITION TARGET POISONED AMULET 😍

[galacticsabc]

To The Petrova Line

Prints

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[annabelle--cane]

my joke answer for why movie!grace is so built even back on earth is that this is the one favor the universe has ever done for eva stratt. she's in the torment nexus and the earth is dying and she's selling her soul but at least the god she believes in sent her someone to hang out with all the time in the form of a guy who reportedly turned down being awarded "world's sexiest man" twice. does she have time to properly befriend him or initiate anything intimate? good lord no. but when it all gets a bit much she Can look at him for a few seconds.

[annabelle--cane]

it's a pity they didn't have a version of the "wait you AREN'T sleeping with stratt?" scene in the movie because we could have had the added layer of "okay yes you're capable and all that but so are a lot of other non-middle school teacher people so we kind of assumed she kept you around because you're. well. I mean."

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[marutteii]

Opens my hands to show you this:

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know