Fuck This Shit.

Your name is MATT. You are of the EQUAL OPPORTUNITY HOMOSEXUAL persuasion, though you find the term to be problematic. You bluster frequently of exuberance for HOMESTUCK and GAY PORN and COSPLAY. What will you do?

[gimcrackarchaeologist]

gimcrackarchaeologist>dungeondickmonsters

Remaking my blog, follow www.dungeondickmonsters.tumblr.com if you wanna come with!!

[scissorspider]

i was about to joke about how my political stance is “end lawnmower culture” but then it occurred to me that i actually Am against lawns as suburban status symbols and wastes of land that Could be used to sustain native flora & fauna and grow food for people, but no, instead they are these huge useless swaths of land that need Constant maintenance, the process of which is not only destructive, but Incredibly Loud

[turtletot43-deactivated20180723]

You know that actually is the purpose of a lawn? They started as a trend of the French monarchy - the ones revolutionaries beheaded for being self indulgent assholes.

It exists purely as a status symbol that says, “I have land but I don’t have to use it for anything productive. I can invest time, money and resources in maintaining an entirely useless crop on land I’m not farming just because it looks pretty.”

Lawns offend me.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Why have that stunted golf course in front of your suburban house if you can’t even water it? Get one of these instead.

[pollymol-deactivated20181115]

Unite Against the Lawn

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Pro tiny house, anti grass lawn. Prioritize practicality.

[gimcrackarchaeologist]

gimcrackarchaeologist>dungeondickmonsters

Remaking my blog, follow www.dungeondickmonsters.tumblr.com if you wanna come with!!

[mattmcguigan]

an important lesson about making mistakes:

you can still get a cookie

[anti-terf-deactivated20170715]

How does a robot eat a cookie?

[mattmcguigan]

I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions

[vaguelyethereal]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[hellofunboys]

The credits for season 2 of the strangerhood are gold.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bill Nye uses science to defend women’s reproductive rights.

[gimcrackarchaeologist]

gimcrackarchaeologist>dungeondickmonsters

Remaking my blog, follow www.dungeondickmonsters.tumblr.com if you wanna come with!!

[gimcrackarchaeologist]

gimcrackarchaeologist>dungeondickmonsters

Remaking my blog, follow www.dungeondickmonsters.tumblr.com if you wanna come with!!

[gimcrackarchaeologist]

gimcrackarchaeologist>dungeondickmonsters

Remaking my blog, follow www.dungeondickmonsters.tumblr.com if you wanna come with!!

[gimcrackarchaeologist]

gimcrackarchaeologist>dungeondickmonsters

Remaking my blog, follow www.dungeondickmonsters.tumblr.com if you wanna come with!!

[neopoints]

when your furry friend starts actin up

[gimcrackarchaeologist]

gimcrackarchaeologist>dungeondickmonsters

Remaking my blog, follow www.dungeondickmonsters.tumblr.com if you wanna come with!!

[gimcrackarchaeologist]

gimcrackarchaeologist>dungeondickmonsters

Remaking my blog, follow www.dungeondickmonsters.tumblr.com if you wanna come with!!

[gifbinge]

Sesame Street had him pegged from the beginning.

[marchpain-deactivated20191129]

[smokingkitten]

sometimes i forget this comic exists and then i find it again and want to happy-cry

[jessehimself]

[micdotcom]

President Obama after Oregon shooting: “Our thoughts and prayers are not enough.”

Hours after today’s massacre in Oregon, President Obama took the podium for the 15th time after a mass shooting. Sounding stern and appearing frustrated, Obama challenged Americans to respond more forcefully to this shooting. His full, impassioned statement is one every American needs to hear.