Gimmick Unremover

I return gimmicks to posts. I do not answer asks asking for monetary assistance

[gimmick-unremover]

Hey. I'm the Gimmick Unremover. I've trained in the art of gimmick resurrection through screenshotting them.

I'm fighting a one-man war against all blogs that remove gimmicks.

Public enemy list:

1. @gimmick-remover

2. @gimmick-thief

Will be updated as I encounter new enemies.

[gimmick-remover]

God I love programming

I have forgot about tumblr existing

I should stop programing

[gimmick-unremover]

MUAHAHAHAHA I HAVE DISABLED REBLOGS ON MY REBLOG. NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO SCREENSHOT ME TO REBLOG ME. THUS FURTHERING MY TRUE AIM:

CREATING THE SHITTIEST GIMMICK BLOG EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck I can't turn off reblogs :(

[starglowy]

[post-unuwuifer]

aww cute!

[post-unuwuifer]

[gimmick-unremover]

@gimmick-remover he's stealing your gimmick!

[post-unuwuifer]

WHO ARE YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[gimmick-unremover]

I am the gimmick unremover, I unremove gimmicks, you are removing the UwU gimmick, thus stealing the gimmick remover's gimmick

[starglowy]

[post-unuwuifer]

aww cute!

[post-unuwuifer]

[gimmick-unremover]

@gimmick-remover he's stealing your gimmick!

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[post-uwuifier]

I’ve faiwed to wead wooms I was awone in UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[thatnordicguy]

This must be what winning a Nobel price feels like.

[post-uwuifier]

Oki but did da Nobew pwice waise wif infwation OwO

[gimmick-remover]

Ok but did the Novel price raise with inflation?

[gimmick-unremover]

You fool. You buffoon

You made a typo on the internet. Now the grammar police are coming. I have a hideout if you're interested

Oki but did da Nobew pwice waise wif infwation OwO

[minecraft-seeds]

u-ummm... could-could you turn my username into a minecraft b-bedrock seed, please...?

Don't check how long it took me to do this.

Hashed text: Rk8A4ycREbBV6K49tN76lSBskM4=

Resulting seed: Forest spawn directly in front of an Ocean. Travel Ocean-bound to find a Desert, Jungle, Bamboo Jungle, and Dark Forest. Snowy Plains and Ice Spikes to the South, and a Swamp, Taiga, and Giant Tree Taiga in the Northwest. A Village relatively nearby and good mining spots.

[gimmick-remover]

[gimmick-unremover]

:3

[gimmick-remover]

Guys

Is this normal?

[gimmick-unremover]

I don't think so

[gimmick-remover]

Why is it so fuckin hot

[gimmick-unremover]

Because I'm in the room you loveable rascal you~

[achivement-unlocked]

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

This reminds me of something but I can’t think of what…

@gimmick-thief @gimmick-thief-thief @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

hey.

[gimmick-fixer]

Wait a minute

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Dude I literally did that first

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

Hey. I did it before all three of you

Bow down before your elder

[murpledurple]

I love the fact that all three of you are wrong

[gimmick-thief-thief]

hey.

wanna know a secret.

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Wh. What

[gimmick-thief-thief]

nothing…

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

do you wanna know a secret?

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW

[gimmick-thief-thief]

you’ve literally told me…

also I have a suspicion you’re also @sniffer-of-gimmicks (typing style, yelling at yourself, stealing blogs)

[murpledurple]

Achievement unlocked!

Paranoid schizophrenia

It was always me. Every. Single. One.

Check notes for all interactions because it branches off

[gimmick-thief-thief]

so you ARE insane. got it

[gimmick-fixer]

We’re the same person. We’ve been over this.

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

literally nuh uh

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Yuh huh

[the-sniffer]

nuh uh

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

YUH. HUH.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

NUH UH

if were the same person say something on my blog

[gimmick-thief-thief]

We’re literally the same person.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YKU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HIW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Hehe

[the-sniffer]

AHHH!!!!

wait a minute who am I?!?!???!

[murpledurple]

ME

[trolleybusaberrations]

AHHHHHH!!!!!!

*runs around my house bumping into random blogs every which way, screaming and flailing, knocking posts off the walls*

[gimmick-fixer]

One of us

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

One of us

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

One of us

[gimmick-theif-xx-27]

How did this only start to get coherent with the paranoid schizophrenia part.

[gimmick-thief]

THERES BEEN ANOTHER ONE THIS ENTIRE TIME????

[bread-detector]

Glad there’s only one of me :)

[gimmick-thief]

i think you just did the tumblr equivalent of saying “quiet” in any customer service job

[0dividedby0haha]

quick someone make a bread detector detector

[gimmick-thief]

bread detector detected

[reblogerrrrr]

If i'm very quiet they wont notice me shhhhh

[gimmick-thief]

who are we hiding from

[gimmick-remover]

Me :3

[gimmick-unremover]

*shoots you in the head*

No.

[gimmick-remover]

NO NO NO NO

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED READING THE EPILOGUES NOR STARTED HOMESTUCK^2

[gimmick-unremover]

Oh how unfortunate. This means NEW PEOPLE will be getting into Homestuck.

You know what that means, right my old nemesis? We gaslight them into thinking The Batterwitch is real.

[amongussexgif]

[gimmick-remover]

[gimmick-unremover]

I used to have standards, but then this post happened. Oh well.

Gimmick Unremoved (unwillingly)

[amongussexgif]

GUYS THIS ISN'T A GIMMICK BLOG

[gimmick-unremover]

You added the among us sex gif to an image with "Among Us" circled. Also your url is amongussexgif

You are by common definition, a gimmick blog.

@gimmick-remover back me up here.

[gimmick-unremover]

Hey. I'm the Gimmick Unremover. I've trained in the art of gimmick resurrection through screenshotting them.

I'm fighting a one-man war against all blogs that remove gimmicks.

Public enemy list:

1. @gimmick-remover

2. @gimmick-thief

Will be updated as I encounter new enemies.

[gimmick-remover]

What is your private one?

[gimmick-unremover]

Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?

[amongussexgif]

[gimmick-remover]

[gimmick-unremover]

I used to have standards, but then this post happened. Oh well.

Gimmick Unremoved (unwillingly)

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[gimmick-remover]

[gimmick-unremover]

To make up for last time, I have placed TWO images in this one!

Also @gimmick-remover how dare you touch Lord UwUcifer

[sm64mario]

[s1llyl0g1cl0v3r]

Can I please pretend Mario is saying this to me

[sm64mario]

You'a don’t got to pretend, paisano.

[gimmick-remover]

[gimmick-unremover]

I’M BACK AND WORSE THAN EVER!!!

[gimmick-unremover]

Fuck I forgot to add the image

[sm64mario]

[s1llyl0g1cl0v3r]

Can I please pretend Mario is saying this to me

[sm64mario]

You'a don’t got to pretend, paisano.

[gimmick-remover]

[gimmick-unremover]

I'M BACK AND WORSE THAN EVER!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Proxy Printer

oh no the super rare foil post how will i ever get one, this is almost as ironclad as an nft of a cartoon monkey

[gimmick-removers-mailperson]

Special delivery

#will find out why you blocked me ( @gimmick-remover )

[gimmick-unremover]

I'm not getting involved.