Hatta Bandersnatch

IT'S CHRISTMAS

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[sunshine-in-a-petal-deactivated]

THE FLOWER CROWN

[softmushie]

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[loveislattes]

AAAHHHH!!!! FINALLY!

[swaggness]

Ooh a meme

Welp…..might as well join the fun….

Oh god…….

NOPE!!!!

[tygermama]

i LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SO MUCH

[skybloodfox]

ITS BACK

[eponineinthebarricade]

YEEEEEEES IT’S ON MY DASH

[witchofmorena]

Finally found it

[arosnfkn]

i dont understand BUT THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS

[deeptrashgarden-deactivated2025]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[stegosoreus]

GUESS WHAT I FOUND FUCKERS

[chilcucked]

Yes this is the third time I’ve reblogged this, what about it?

[craminni]

“I admit I don’t know you… but you certainly have my attention.”

If you haven’t read Knighted by @thelastpilot​ then this is your calling.

This is a commission of Nino and Alya in Pilot’s Knighted AU. It’s been a hot minute since I’ve drawn armor, but I had fun suiting Nino up in his royal guard attire!

** Do not use, edit, or repost my artworks! Thank you! **

tumblr | twitter | deviantart | instagram | ko-fi

[gaypeopletwitter]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[zenyattasperceptrons]

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

[edendrawsml]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New chapter of “Discordant Sonata” is up! <3

Read it here on Ao3

Read it here on Wattpad

Chapter 3: Ensemble

(Mood Music: Under the Sky of Paris · Andre Rieu) 

Marinette furrowed her brows in discontent. It had been a night of fretful sleep, her mind a furious whirlwind of emotions. She couldn’t get Chat Noir out of her thoughts. His melancholy expression, the fear in his eyes, his hopeful smile, his gentleness… She just had to find a way to help him.

Languidly sipping her drink, she wondered what she should do. Defeating Hawkmoth was still the number one priority. If Chat Noir were to join her, it would definitely turn the tide. However, she wasn’t sure if he’d be willing, or even able to. It would be asking a lot from him, especially since it sounded like his father controlled every aspect of his life, including whether or not he got to keep his own miraculous. If Hawkmoth detected any signs of defiance, Chat might be powerless or even in danger before he even got the chance to make a decision about it.

Fighting by herself all these years had been challenging, to say the least. Practically from the very beginning of her career as Ladybug she had all but pleaded Master Fu to give some of the other miraculouses away so that she could have allies, but he’d always been vehemently against it. It was understandable though, she supposed. After giving away the most powerful two miraculouses and unexpectedly have one of them so grossly misused, he insisted that they couldn’t risk any others falling under Hawkmoth’s control. Especially since he had given the miraculous to another boy around her age, and the people Marinette trusted the most (and would subsequently recruit for help) were her peers. On the outside, Chat Noir had seemed perfect for the job… but Fu couldn’t have predicted things would happen as they did.

No, she concluded. Master Fu was right; they couldn’t have yet another miraculous fall under Hawkmoth’s control; it was out of the question. Fu had already been through enough, having paid for his mistakes as a guardian. All things considered, Marinette knew he was trying his best. With no other allies, it was up to her alone to defend the city and retrieve the butterfly miraculous and, if things didn’t go as she hoped, the cat miraculous as well. Her heart ached just thinking about it.

She frowned and her resolve strengthened. She would help Chat Noir as best as she could, in whichever way ended up being the best for him. If that meant taking his miraculous and freeing him from Hawkmoth’s control, she would do it, albeit begrudgingly. But she had faith that he would change his mind on his own, and held onto the belief that he would rebel against Hawkmoth despite their close association.

Keep reading

[overworkedunderwhelmed]

This has been stuck in my head all day thanks to @edendaphne ‘s post….

I must now make sure to inflict it all on you as well.

[edendrawsml]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!  OMG PERFECT!!!  😂😂😂😂😂

[hattabandersnatch]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONNNNEEEEE

[justbadpuns]

I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one..

[hattabandersnatch]

I was like ‘wh- what was the point in- OHHHHHH’

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

Representation Matters

[fightbee]

I’m a preschool teacher and theres a black boy in my class named Miles and when I showed him the trailer he got SO excited, everytime I see him I say what’s up spiderman and he practically yells “IM SPIDERMAN!!!!” With the biggest smile on his face. Representation DOES matter and I’m happy that my kids are able to see more people who look like us in positive media :’)

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

Same thing happened with my daughter when was 7 and Annie came out. All of a sudden she wanted to go to Broadway to try out for the lead role. We had seen the original one several times but it never occurred to her that she could be any too. One more time for the cheap seats

[oftimelordsandwizards]

I work at a bookstore and a few weeks ago a little black boy came in wearing a spider-man shirt. I asked him who his favorite spider man was. He replied Peter Parker. I told him mine was Miles.He didn’t know who Miles was so I took him to see the cover of a book with Miles on it. I watched a look of confusion come over his face. He looked up at me and said. “But he is black.” I said “Yeah. Spider-man is black is those comics.” His eyes got big and he grabbed the comics from my hand before running off yelling. “Mom! Mom! Spider-man looks like me! Spider-man looks like me!”

[galaxygerm103]

This is a wholesome post and i am smiling very wide from imagining how happy these children must have been and still are. Like…this is adorable. Representation matters. Pass it on

[barley-and-rye-deactivated20260]

oh my god my heart that kid finding miles for the first time oh my god 

[superbruelsmash]

I LOVE THIS

[hattabandersnatch]

IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!

[911onabc-inactive-deactivated20]

tag yourself but it’s whatever online game you logged the most hours on as a kid

[hattabandersnatch]

I was like ‘OH MY GOSH I REMEMBER PLAYING HABBO SO MUCH! Depressed Thot? Niceeeeee.’ Then I saw Nishigori monsters and was like ‘ohhhhh noooooo’

[gatinhosdechocolate]

Hunk: If I were a Gardner, I would put our tulips together

Shay: Awww

Pidge: If I were a gardner you’d be my hoe

Lance: Thanks?

[megatraven]

dumb stuff the ot4 + chloe participates in probably

drive a cardboard car through a drivethrough

marinette made the car

chloe’s behind them in her limo absolutely losing it

shopping cart races

alya and marinette vs adrien and nino

they get kicked out of and banned from the store after crashing into a display

alya and marinette totally win

tries to throw fries into the basket of a stranger sitting across the way from them

adrien gets it first

alya gets it in the guy’s coffee

nino and marinette hit the guy

bottle flipping an ice cream cone

adrien and nino do this

chloe and adrien glue 100 press-on nails onto one of nino’s fingers

marinette does adrien’s makeup but uses snackfoods to do it

alya and marinette take turns riding a bike with the other sitting in a basket/on the handlebars

they keep crashing but theyre determined to perfect it

the whole squad dares each other to try different horrible foods

they play overwatch in the same room and swap setups and proceed to suck ass

they try it in comp and its even worse

chloe changes marinettes setup and marinette tackles her

adrien, alya, and nino cant play bc theyre crying from laughter

alya gives adrien a bottle of soda and some mentos

“i hear they’re really good together!”

adrien puts a mentos in his mouth after taking a mouthful of soda and proceeds to die™

marinette draws a really shitty mspaint cd cover for nino and he uses it against her complaining

marinette and adrien kick bottles off of each other’s heads

feel free to add more, i might add some later :)

[southwestsours]

nino and mari just yell “UH HUH!!” across stores at each other with varying degrees of volume

once during traffic on the freeway Adrien got out and just skateboarded next to the car,

Everyone started screaming at him

except for alya who was recording him and the one who dared him to do it

they all went ice-blocking once but kept fucking it up and falling off so half the time they were just chasing ice down the hills

they all had bruises on their hips/legs for weeks from falling off but it was worth it

Marinette has definitely made everyone capes and makes them all go out together wearing them

they act all embarrassed but they love it

one of their favorite actives is going to thrift stores and buying the ugliest outfits for each other, and they all have to wear their outfit to school the next day

chloe somehow still always looks good

mari ends up fixing the clothes after she wears them to be cute so they just become part of her closet

once during a rough week everyone snuck into Alya’s room (with her mom’s knowledge) and “heart attacked” her bc they knew she wasn’t having an awesome time

they cut out a bunch of hearts and wrote her sweet messages on them

then they stuck them all over her room

marinate also baked her cookies and nino made her a playlist to cheer her up

adrien brought over a new video game to distract her

chloe brought her a squish mallow

“alya i know you’re not five but this is the softest thing you’ll ever fucking feel in your life just hug it”

they go swimming in chloe’s pool in the summer with countless games of chicken

they also have a competition to see who can jump off the diving board and into the pool in the more ridiculously

adrien wins by just bouncing on his butt until he falls off the edge

[barzum-and-baizli]

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

[great-tweets]

Meet Marshall.

[nochillrogers]