Definitely Not Procrastinating

Gin | they/she 🏳️‍🌈 | side blog | 18+ | terfs dni

[important-cat-pics]

[nightmaresyrup]

Fluffy Moth Bunnies

Imagine the type of binkies and zoomies they'll do ☺️

I'm tryna match species to color markings and gave up halfway🫠

I lost all the sketch footage 🥺

[arizonaconservativegal]

Instead of stripping every adult on the internet of their privacy to keep the comparatively smaller population of children out of spaces that are inappropriate for them, I propose we assign children a couple of responsible adults each who can help them use the internet in an age appropriate and safe way. They could set individualized restrictions and guardrails to keep kids from being exposed to things that might hurt them and help teach them how to safely exist among strangers and perhaps even how to manage minor discomfort so that it does not become debilitating to them later in life. Think about it! Kids could get the chance to grow and learn and participate in society and have someone there to help them with that and make sure things don't get out of hand. Kind of like how we teach kids to participate in real world spaces a little bit at a time with the help of responsible adults who look out for their safety. Wouldn't that be cool? I wonder what we could call those responsible adults... oh! I know!

We could call them parents.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[calllynx]

More experimental animation. All done on paper, oil pastel and alcohol marker.

[allykatsart]

What.

W H A T

The fuck do you mean on-on PAPER?! ON PAPER WITH OIL PASTEL AND FREAKING MARKERS?????

Oh. Oh my god this is so good. What the hell. I demand everyone look at this for at least 20 loops. Look at the consistancy. WHAT THE HELL

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[valleyhowler]

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[tzikeh]

They never ask "but what if you abort the baby who'll slaughter my entire family?!" do they

[livelovelaugh-777]

[notecardpasta]

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[rosslynpaladin]

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[dankmemes23]

[actuallyjamesagarfield]

Civic engagement and protest is your birthright as an American. Embrace it

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[holdup-andrememberthetime]

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

[dragonanarchist1155]

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

[cannibalcaprine]

the rocky wastes…

[apolladay]

Who do you main in Mario kart?

* Mario

* Luigi

* Peach

* Bowser

* Bowser Jr.

* Toad

* Donkey Kong

* Wario

* Daisy

* Waluigi

* someone else

* see results

Who do you main in Mario kart?

Mario

Luigi

Peach

Bowser

Bowser Jr.

Toad

Donkey Kong

Wario

Daisy

Waluigi

someone else

see results

Voting ended onAug 11

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[fluffysheeps]

Lil lizards 🦎