I'll try anything twice

Overcaffinated and overwhelmed

[fratpad]

[obovoid]

[shock]

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

[ommanyte]

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stillglowinstillcrowin-deactiva]

God I relate to this

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[snailina]

cute date idea:

we got to the botanical gardens. i point at all the plants i like. u point at all the plants u like

[maisonderriere]

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

[jonah-dean]

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

[yo-its-matt]

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it

[mylordshesacactus]

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[lake-erie]

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

[taquito]

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

[dulect]

*drops mic*

*comes back to make sure I didn’t damage the mic*

[angelamerky]

[flowerinaflame]

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[ambris]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that