Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

I'm Dylan and I'm 21

[sleebybear]

got that selfie black market 100% guarantee authentic ultra rare never before seen once in a life time alicia selfies that dont have her face completely covered and all for the low price of free (photos of her genuinely smiling $50, embarrassing photos $70, her in a dress or bathing suit $100) kind of sad it took me 45 mins of searching my phone to find 6 photos of you not hiding your face whats that about bitch

[sleebybear]

thanks I hate it never remind me I’m a person ever again

[louieseemsgay-deactivated202210]

[musterniillustrates]

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

[musterniillustrates]

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!

[plastidecor]

“CUM IN MY BUTT BOYS IM DONE HERE”

[jermafireman]

this is hilarious don’t hide it in the tags

[mikuvevo]

[witchleia]

wait john finish your thought

[everythingfox]

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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[valtsv]

black cats don't give you bad luck but hating black cats does in the form of my fists

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thefugitivesaint]

One of the simplest memes I’ve ever come across. Effective and hilarious. 

[theashesofthefirststar]

This is gonna be the key future historians use to translate meme-language

[boyofzoot]

gf: whats on your mind babe?

me mentally: suckin on your tiddy bress

me: how beautiful you are

gf: aww

[jayeaaaaa]

[weaver-z]

This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly

[dovahqueen4]

A tale as old as time.

[erarg]

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

[leaf-jelly]

that’s what

[mexicanine]

WHOMST

[dreamsequencer]

Good news guys

[whitepeopletwitter]