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- she/her - 26 - sapphic aro/ace - - soup afficionado and bigot hater - minors please dni i’ll have to block you and it’ll be awkward for both of us this is an untagged nightmare blog, but it’s mostly vtm(b), tlt, and bg3 with the rest of my interests sprinkled throughout :)

[chimpanzeedotcom]

There are some bad bitches on here but I am too busy with my theories

[gingerrrrsnaps]

palamedes sextus 🤝 me

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[vorpalwings]

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[lu0niiel]

with v6 their main goal should be to fix the constantly fuck-ass layouts of the books because what the fuck are they on

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[clementine-kesh]

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

[nikomedes]

[unseenbox]

It's genuinely blowing my mind that ally and lou managed to make hj and lavonte queer by both human standards *and* vampire ones. Like, they both get permission from their prey to drink their blood! They're a walking masquerade breach from the clan that's supposed to be all about that Camarilla shit! The one time they used their mind control powers they fucked up the interaction and did not win a dog! HJ is LaVonte's Sire and he's perfectly fine and even prefers to let him lead the way!

They're queer coming and going. Truly no one is doing it like them.

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[lonelyroommp3]

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

[witchscience-draw]

Made this meme because I love homosexuals: the masquerade

[coolyo294]

The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[kavalyera]