Desiree

Name's Desiree, Idek anymore man

[niacart]

✨Bolaire✨

Finally catching up with campaign 4 and very excited to see where his story is going ngl!

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[thismakesmesick]

- Effie Trinket

[lousolversons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE AMC Assad Zaman as Armand in Season 2

[ngatwa]

DOUGLAS IS CANCELLED S01E04

[fourforyouodo]

I have never been more confused by a gifset in my life. trying to figure out what scene in doctor who this could possibly be from.

[boughtmender]

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

[catasters]

[ryan-sometimes]

Did anyone have Marlon Wayans destroying Soulja Boy for being transphobic in their 2025 bingo?

[spark1eheartemoji]

picking THIS PICTURE sjdfkhszklhjflsdk

[primaverabutitalreadyexists]

I think Jayce would make a great Sophie.

[thankstothe]

big if true

[itznarcotic]

[tayne-dot-exe]

[spirantization]

I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it's not. It's much funnier. It's the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn't. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.

[sherlock-on-a-case]

Like to charge, vote to cast, god I'm tired

[xerxesmon]

Maybe I DO believe in tarot...

[writing-prompt-s]

"Why didn't you mug that guy? He seemed like an easy mark." "He was a young man with white hair with red eyes. That's a main character. I don't want to die."

[willgrahamscock]

you people will impregnate anything

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““I- yes, I impregnated a table, is that what you wanted to hear?””

— -monk, ooc.

[depsidase]

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

[godlessondheimite]

I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

[godlessondheimite]

Virgin Millennial Daughter with 20 hrs of screentime a day: Dad! They’re scamming you! Dad! Stop! They will take your savings and your identity! Hang up before they SWAT you!

Chad Boomer dad with a flip phone he has not recharged since 2014: Well gee I wish I could give you my bank account number after you spent all this time on the phone explaining this car deal with me but I don’t have access to my finances because I am in Rikers for felony murder.

[shipburner]

I haven't actively used this site in years but this grabbed my imagination so thoroughly I had to draw it