thismakesmesick

my personal site: fernbit.net

[thismakesmesick]

Gonna start making out with my reflection as a form of self love

[tablesage]

useful framework

[my-lover]

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

[thismakesmesick]

Tamarind is great for munchies

[following--everyone]

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

[kysluts]

hottest thing a man can do is repeatedly reassure me i’m not annoying

[twinkbutchblog]

House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

[kosmogrl]

[eebie]

Why dont you try Blocking my chi Now you Fucking Slut

[thememedaddy]

[fawnangel09]

can't believe men pay for nudes when they could look in the mirror and see a pussy for free

[occasionalpisser]

the world cup has me feeling like maurice moss more than i ever have before.

anyway... did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[embroiderycrafts]

The Ritual of Seeing - Embroidery by MyMessyCreations on reddit.

[kittchuco]

New Coraline design drop

[thismakesmesick]

[ooppo]

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

[thismakesmesick]

Edging my vampire boyfriend by slowly releasing my blood into his mouth.

[rimonoroni2]

there should be a such thing as a medical detective. you should be able to hire a doctor to figure out what the fuck is going on with you come hell or high water by consulting whatever specialists they can get their hands on, connecting your constellation of symptoms, etc, instead of 10000 different doctors for every distinct bone in ur body that all just kinda go "dang that sucks idk" when you present with more than one fucking symptom

[absolutejamer]

I hate to break it to you but this is literally word for word the plot of House M.D.

[thismakesmesick]

This is why I love this show so much. I lowkey watch House to desensitise myself to my horrible fear of doctors and to fantasise about someone finally telling me what the fuck is wrong with me. (And House is hot)

I had a doctor who actually touched and looked at my joints for the first time ever only recently. Before it was either ignored or iron deficiency or some shit. I went swimming recently and floating was the least pain my joints have been in years. Then I got out of the pool and suddenly remembered what gravity feels like. God I would love to hang out with the mean autistic doctor who tells me whats wrong with me.

Also House is hot.