I’m Literally Just A Ghoul

23/farm girl/ ships some legal ships/ complete trash/ many issues (LadyAtlas13 on AO3)

[bat-bestie]

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

[goalie-appreciator]

#speaking my truth: oscar piastri looks like if connor bedard and daniel howell fused

[hoshgay]

[jimiscellaneous]

as a community we might have to come together, pool our resources, and hire etsy witch after etsy witch until one of them manages to break whatever fucking curse is on connor bedard

[perseusnpercy]

So uh- not…my circus or um… *scratches head* even my monkeys really but… have we ever considered the possibility that Connor Bedard may actually need a gun

[doitbuckley]

i love it when i make a vague post about my blorbos and other people reblog and tag it with their own blorbos. like sure this can be about homosexual vampires or hockey players or dan and phil if you want

[girl-speaks-ghost]

My interests are severely colliding here, I’m somehow just now noticing that Fraser Minten and Phil Lester have almost the same glasses. I truly cannot escape either of them 🙂‍↕️

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Okay, so I think this may have been published recently (although I may be entirely wrong on that), definitely on A03, I think only a few chapters published this far, but Dan and Phil work at a radio station and are both hosts, I think of different programs but they keep butting into each other's. It's one of those "your soulmate has tattoos similar to yours" ones. Dan's has a lot of leaves on his and the tattoos also indicate your most sensitive areas so his go up around his neck.

The main point I remember is Phil being *extremely* flirty with him in the booth and being like, "don't let your scarf ruin the audio" but like really flirty and suggestive.

If anyone remembers what it's called I'll give you an internet high five

Does anyone know this fic?

-Rae

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Thank you so much @monstrous-femme for finding this!

On Air, On You (ao3) - LadyAtlas13

Summary: Daniel Howell and Phil Lester, two of the biggest names at BBC Radio.

The two had infamously been at each other’s throats for years, taunts and teasing filling every interaction they had. In fact, the only thing either one of them couldn’t stand more than the other was the thing that came up most in both of their shows: soulmates. Dan in private didn’t believe in them, and Phil would change the subject every time he conveniently could.

As show schedules change, they really need to get used to melding with the internet’s favorite discussion topic, and with their own feelings they’ve been burying for ages.

-Rae

[girl-speaks-ghost]

I’ve had a few people send me this now so Thank You!!! I’m so glad people enjoy On Air, On You enough to be seeking it out ☺️ I love writing it and I love y’all 🩷

[jaesawalth]

yeah those are my clowns

blackhawks ig

[ladykvetchingradish]

oh training a pet is hard? well Shane Hollander domesticated his little bisexual freak without even trying, so maybe you’re just not doing it right babe

[themoonandmyman]

domesticated in the sense that he saw a raccoon on the street and took it home and now the raccoon is on anti-depressants

[aureate-melodies]

*oct 13th, 2025, Ottawa*

Ilya, in the living room on his phone: Shane everyone keeps tweeting us because these gay YouTubers came out

Shane, from somewhere in the house: DAN AND PHIL?

[cosmicjig]

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[lavenderprose]

Scott, two days after the Chirp Heard Round The World, having had a nap and ate a carb and kissed his boyfriend and realized that he should have under no circumstances let the two craziest motherfuckers in hockey know that he knows their secret: Ilya Rozanov is going to shoot me with a gun.

Shane, pacing in Ilya's living room and wringing his hands: Ilya, Scott Hunter knows about us we need to kill him we need to make it look like an accident we need to do it now

Ilya, kicking his feet and giggling: He said you sound like me?

[girl-speaks-ghost]

Not to ruin the cuteness of the realistic Steve handmade rug but Dan and Phil now have a new way to not beat the allegations of “all white people have a bird somewhere in their home” thing that’s going around on TikTok

[miwiheroes]

dan and phil and the ball lightning

[x-fag]

a good sailor will always return to the sea