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(art instagram: @kirai.art) (personal instagram: @kirai.exe) (linktree  https://linktr.ee/kirai.art)

[girlgroop]

[spacemancharisma]

wanted to share my favorite tiktok

[headspace-hotel]

this has a very Vine energy and I like it

[funny-tik-toks]

[drawingguitarist]

dumb

[seulgily]

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

[waste-land-baby]

The further they get the more I trust him

[projectioniist-a-blog]

[maitopoika]

FINGERPORI 20.7.2015

[maxennn]

Finnish translation:

“It’s against nature for a child to have two dads!”

“Phew! Good thing there’s three of us!”

[huffnpwff]

Saerom for anon

[nook-inc]

BEES CAN KILL YOU NOW

[dracolizardlars]

from the url I'm guessing this is about Animal Crossing but this is a hilarious post to see completely out of context

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

currently obsessed with this pic

slay.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

no one is allowed to talk shit about tumblr ever again. this site has redeemed itself

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Being on Tumblr is like being on a website

[rabdoidal]

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

[pimby]

brought a kiss to the knife fight

[bonesvisiting]

enemies to lovers speed edition 

[carrionkid]

Thinkinge about this tiktok

[carrionkid]

[autotuned] so i go to college and i have the wooorst job on campus. i’m an RA ON CAMPUS and one time at 4:30 in the morning, i get a knock on my door. and someone says to me “there’s a kid dead in the bathroom” and i said “dead in the bathroom?” and he goes “DEAD IN THE BATHROOM” and i said “oh my god” so i walk down the hall and they show me this kid and he looks like he’s DEAD IN THE BATHROOM and so i called the cops and said hey there’s a kid DEAD IN THE BATHROOM

and the cops show up and then the kid wakes up and he starts ~throwing up violently! all over the place!~ and the cop says “we should call an ambulance” and then the kid says “DON’T CALL THE AMBULANCE” and i said “WE SHOULD REALLY CALL THE AM-BU-LANCE”

…… and we didn’t call the ambulance

[extremely quietly] and then the kid gets into a fight with the cop and the cop gives him a hearing notice and then the kid 

[deep sigh] TEARS UP THE HEARING NOTICE IN FROOOOONT OF THE COP

……and this happened at 4:30 in the morning

[whitesunlars]

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

[brassm]

[tlematimun]

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[salty-reblog]

I CANNOT believe none of y’all added this one:

[y-ureii]

[oppa-homeless-style]