#ChaoticTired

JAN: THEY/THEM/THEIRS Chronically ill STEM femme, biological sciences, Pacific Northwest. THIS BLOG: Gay shit, bad jokes, queerplatonic polyshipping and problematic-ass pairings. USUALLY: A handful of vidya gaems, Netflix binges, cute animals, tons of nerd garbage. SAIXMOM: @acestoattorneys

[ohhicas]

Ienzo after he seeing Aeleus in Terra's outfit (both Terras work perfectly fine!): Ok calm down just imagine him only in his underwear....FUCK SGJHDJDJDHDHKEBEB *ienzo.exe stopped working* Ienzo is a disaster gay, like Even. (But Even is worse) Ansem is a distinguished gay. Aeleus is a functional gay. And Dilan is perhaps a disaster/functional bi? What do you think?

I wonder if my own sexuality is obvious with how much these headcanons lean towards the same general idea h HA Ha HaA SHOVES BITS OF MYSELF INTO CHARACTER INTERPRETATIONS…

I’m actually kind of like, not worried? but ‘ehhh’ about sharing these– I read and enjoy a lot of fanwork that doesn’t line up with my headcanons and i’d never try to push my ideas on anyone. but!! this is at least what i have in mind when im drawing my doodles. 

[girlproof]

THIS IS DISASTER BI EVEN ERASURE

He does lean homo tho

[surfacage]

a lecture

[surfacage]

date outfit….

[phylumhearts]

lea voice: offers accepted

[picturesofvexen]

you think Even was just like “How on earth do I effectively convince the Organization that I’m on their side?” and then he thought about it and went “Ah. Of course. Just make Vexen Faces. They’ll never suspect a thing.”

he tries to do the evil turkey laugh when he’s making his sales pitch to Xehanort but he’s out of practice from being dead so it just turns into this huge coughing fit

[herasushi]

She’s learning science, life skills and how to calm Roxas down ……

Dilan teaches cooking to Naminé

Xion eats it all - but she helps, I swear she helps.

[skypillar-deactivated20231125]

personally i’ve never shipped this but this scene deffo had an awkward “running into your ex out in public years later” vibe and i’m down with anything that makes ienzo this uncomfortable

[skypillar-deactivated20231125]

Even filling out his paper application to join the Xehanorts

he gets to the question “Why do you think you would be a good fit in our Organization?” and stares off into space for a bit, then writes “BECAUSE I’M A MONSTER” and starts crying at his desk

[surfacage]

Would you draw Kingdom Hearts if requested more?

Hmm I don’t know. Won’t draw it as much as Ash. 

I just finished it though (it’s why I haven’t been posting as much) so here I sit in an existential crisis (nice) tryna imagine how ash characters would look like as keyblade wielders lol

[shirazade]

Lucy Liu photographed by Jeff Riedel

[amoreterno]

brandy is the most beautiful cinderella and paolo montalban is the most handsome prince charming

[tsaomengde]

My fiancee and I were discussing the worst metal to use to make armor, and the obvious answers are lead and gold, but she cunningly suggested mercury. Which is a fair point, but then I wondered if solid mercury is any good. Googling told me that the melting point of mercury is -38° c (-37° f), so first you get it really fucking cold. At that point, it turns out that mercury has a tensile strength of 1900 mpa, compared to lead’s 18 and steel’s ~500-940 (depending upon the kind of steel).

Now, I know that tensile strength is not necessarily the best measure of a material’s ability to function as armor, but I’m a liberal arts major and didn’t care to actually do that much more research before going straight to, “EVIL ICE DEMONS IN MERCURY ARMOR. THE PCS CAN’T LOOT IT BECAUSE WHEN THEY PUT IT ON IT MELTS AND KILLS THEM.”

[dr-archeville]

Ice Demons wielding weapons made of frozen mercury.  Spearheads that break off & melt inside the target.  Swords that leave tiny bits of melted mercury inside the wound (the swords re-freeze to razor sharpness while in the ice demon’s claws).

[randomitemdrop]

Item: blades, spears, and/or arrowheads made of mercury frozen by Ice Magic; can only be used by one with Ice Magic, but deliver whatever damage the weapon type would normally make plus equal amounts of Cold and 1d8 Poison. Once the wound has been delivered, it continues to deliver 1d8 Poison until the mercury has been removed by healing magic, Wish, &c.

[blackpaopu]

appreciation doodles of the less popular duos

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[jigglyturk]

Seemlessness

[purple-beard]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

If black cats could change into humans, I imagine this is what they’d be like.

[xaldinini]

(( blessed images

These are good. ))

[pocketchina]

Overall kh3 personal rating: 6/10

[pocketchina]

Okay I’m going to elaborate more on this but under a read more with tags so hopefully the mobile people don’t get screwed over with this.

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[girlproof]

The characterization felt a lot more continuous with Days than any other game so far, so I see you on Demyx.

I felt they actually did Even some justice for once. I love that he had a bigger role and got to show off more of the trickster side to him only glimpsed in Re:CoM/RR

I sort of enjoyed not being able to tell what side he was really on, because I saw each as being plausible. Once The Big Reveal was over and I could finally stop being suspicious, rewatching the previous scenes was really emotional for me. Pretty much lost it at "I, too, wish to atone."

What happened to him between DDD (coma'd) and KH3 (norted) is briefly summarized in one of the Secret Reports, but I think it's implied that he became a Nobody again? Although that doesn't totally make sense, because then getting his Heart back would have been tricky af, probably, and it's been demonstrated that people with Hearts can be norted (I THINK)???

Pouring one out for Dilan Aeleus and Kairi who got done DIRTY 🙃

Also mad that ATW got a reunion scene but Even didn't?! Rude. But I'm probably the only one.