Moony Rocketship

M.K., 30 We were at a beach Everybody had Matching towels

[celebrateeachnewday]

Artist Mary Swift

[as-if-and-only-if]

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

[yellbug]

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

that's not for kitties

kitties can't use that

i don't think so. not for kitties, I guess.

heh... no way... that's not for kitties

huh? kitties can't use that...

kitties won't be able to use that

[illustrative-robot]

I have a fear

[knightowlet]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[corpsepng]

[sirsparklepants]

Marathoned a show with a friend tonight and felt compelled to make this

Hope this clears things up

[paper-mario-wiki]

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

[russiawave]

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[bashircore]

This tweet has changed my life btw

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

[wellwaterhysteria]

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[doubloonhaver-deactivated202209]

[justnoodlefishthings]

hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with "plant-based caffeine" like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a plant

[amazoogle]

my caffeine animal that i created, for one. open ur eyes.. there r so many wondrous magical things in this wourld..

[pikky126]

life is good again (ordered something online)

[pikky126]

life is bad again (account was charged)

[pikky126]

LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN (PACKAGE ARRIVED)

[heedra]

not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv than it is like error correction and you should always work on minimizing the amount of ‘no, wrong’ and maximizing the amount of ‘yes, and?’ for example: we have a species of fish at the aquarium that looks a lot like a tiny pufferfish. children are constantly either asking us if that’s what they are, or confidently telling us that’s what they are. if you rush to correct them, you risk completely severing their interest in the situation, because 1. kids don’t like to engage with adults who make them feel bad and 2. they were excited because pufferfish are interesting, and you have not given them any reason to be invested in non-pufferfish. Instead, if you say something like “It looks a LOT like a tiny pufferfish, you’re right. But these guys are even funnier. Wanna know what they’re called?” you have primed them perfectly for the delightful truth of the Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker