moo moo :3 +22

[pocket-deer-belly]

when i draw my fursona i consider it a self portrait at this point. not "my character" not "my self-insert", that's me

[pocket-deer-belly]

if the technology was available i would like to transform into that permanently

[milkyenthusiast]

size comparisons in breast expansion erotica:

grapefruit

cantaloupe

watermelon

soccer ball

beach ball

yoga ball

beanbag chair

these are the only spherical objects known to man. no other points of size comparison are EVER needed

[missadelinetittykitty]

Produce milk in such massive quantities at once that your tits are visibly, obscenely ballooned with milk when they're full compared to how they look after they're drained

[somewierd]

big fan of exapunks acknowledging the things it's making me do. like I feel like I kinda expect puzzle games like this to just have the story not really be influenced by the puzzles you're doing but this one's like "no people noticed this. you made a peanut candy not have peanuts. you made a bunch of atms spit out cash. people are gonna notice that."

[dmonet-macitan]

universities should give comp sci students a copy of shenzhen i/o its both good visual representation of their assembly code and for live reacting to how dogshit their solutions are

[midnasterspine]

VIB-100

[firem4ge]

I don’t trust white gay people. You’ll literally get called too aggressive by white tme queers for being a mean brown tranny and then get kicked out of spaces that you were in first. They won’t even have the grace of telling you to your face.

[firem4ge]

It is fundamental that you remember that the White queer, and the tme queer are the White moderate. They are worse than the conservatives because at least the conservatives will tell you to your face that they hate you for being a tranny. Instead the white moderate will get rid of the only racialized tranny because she just had bad vibes. She really brought the mood down.

[transmechanicus]

Pisses me off that i’ve seen so much marketing for “Hims” which are anti-hair loss pills which contain finasteride, minoxidil, etc, while prescribing the same chemicals as regular HRT is getting choked off for anybody under 26 in the US. “Yeah you can take this chemical but your insurance will only pay for it if you promise you’re not a tranny” fuck offffffff!!!!

[transmechanicus]

OH SO THE COUNTERPART “HER” PILLS ARE FOR WEIGHT LOSS WHAT IF I BURIED A PICKAXE IN THE CEO’S SKULL

[what-if-girls-were-bigger]

@vedart2.bsky.social

[akiyamabc]

[whatisitthatitis]

The fact that my tits are not swelling with milk right now and stretching out my shirt until it tears, leaving me with massive, heaving breasts that I can’t possibly hide, dripping with a steady stream of milk from each nipple, is a certifiable tragedy

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[guidetothegaylaxy]

@funnier-when-objectum

[arturia-giallo]

武蔵&信濃 by 將Kplrt [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[kaban-bang]

huh

[makemewobble]

Dream facility

[ikaros-unearthed]

reblog to give both of us bigger tits

[ikaros-unearthed]

reblog to give both of us bigger tits