[sosaysdean]

you go online and it’s everyone’s first day on earth and ur like fuck let me go touch grass and then you interact with the public and it’s everyone’s first day on earth

[topdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[chilewithcarnage]

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[goldenquotes10]

"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides." — David Viscott

[chillpotato]

- Sylvia Plath, from The Collected Poems, "Witch Burning", c. October 1961

[superasiangeek]

I must post before it goes away from my brain:

Hozier and Yung Gravy are two extremes of the fae. Therefore Hozier is Winter court fae and Yung Gravy is summer court fae

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

reframing "is it weird to do this" as "is it harmful to do this" has helped my mental health a lot. some things I do or say may be weird but as long as i'm not hurting anyone it's not something concerning.

[thoughtkick]

“All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

[twocubes]

girlboss beats gatekeep (break th glass ceiling)

gaslight beats girlboss (waste her time)

gatekeep beats gaslight (just block them)

[oorpe]

No no you always misremember the rules gaslight beats gatekeep

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[foreverthe80s]

The Addams Family (1991)

[givemegggojoandgray]

Is this to much to ask for?

[princesskuragina]

If I were clinton I would just tweet "yo a ti, misha" and turn off my phone

[givemegggojoandgray]

BROOO

[nothingbutloveforyou]

the songs you listen to at ages 15-17 will rip holes into your heart when you listen to them again later in life.

[burnedoutsuggestions]

no one will ever know the VIOLENCE it took to become this GENTLE

[wiggidywiggidywow]

it’s okay guys i talked to my therapist and she said my obsession with ofmd is completely normal and healthy 😀

[givemegggojoandgray]

^^^