oH mR. dArCy~

just a sucker for Miss Elizabeth Bennet

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[givemesenpai]

On this episode of Dog Wars we had yet again encountered a draw. All the pups wagered were all stupendously beautiful and brave doggos and Madam littlecofiegirl has spoken and conclude that these dogs, are nothing more but good doggos. That's all folks, tune in next time for more Dog Wars!

[twoworldss-onefamily]

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

[givemesenpai]

When Your Fanfiction Gets Published

[dani-m-art]

Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming.

On days like these, kids like you….

[givemesenpai]

should be burning in h e l l

[givemesenpai]

I'm finally over with Undertale and now DBH barges in here like it's been waiting for weeks to rip my heart out

[givemesenpai]

Detroit becomes human??

More like Detroit becomes depressed

[stars-bean]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[ulibeanzz]

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

[ulibeanzz]

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

[daffodi1-remade]

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.