The king of GK999 crapposts

The chihuahua lookin bit in the background. Dats me.

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What do you mean this didn’t happen?

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Mweheheheeheheehh

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At band. It’s hot as balls here help-

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Anyone else notice that Erebus was red in the overworld and black in the Nether

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I’m so disapointed in you Erebus.

I has TikTok now my name is Captain20033 I do a lot of random crap so 🤷🏽‍♀️

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....yeah

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Think about it

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Y’all I’m sorry I just realized I ain’t been posting art so here’s Erebus

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Y'all some dude blew an airhorn and my brain fell out my ears I do not do good with loud noises we at band

at a game

Like we was trying to play and some dude frikin broke the sound barrier and I just sat there like 😃

Edit: y’all it was someone’s clarinet mouthpiece 💀 apparently when you blow into it without the ready of the clarinet it makes an airhorn noise

second edit: y’all I didn’t eat before the game so I got something at the consession stand. Wasn’t that much. Chips popcorn and soda. On my way back some kid tried to fat shame me for being human and eating and I’m sitting here now like lmao he was like six years old and 200 pounds.

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If Ranboo was a GK character, he would either be the son of Erebus or the son of Feyd (since he’s the prince of endermen). Since Erebus is like a million years old and Feyd’s only a few months it makes sense he would be Erebus’s son, and since Ranboo is gay it wouldn’t be too much to assume his parents might be too. His black side would be Enderman, but it would be dark red, and his white side would be ghast, since Malacoda is the only white character in the same time as Erebus.

Either that or Herobrine made a half Erebus half him.

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If an Enderman teleported into the real world, it would either be the hottest thing in the world or the ugliest

change my mind

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What a minute........

Herobrine hates wolves, he also has a special hatred towards Herder for some reason

Herder has one blue eye and one brown eye, like a lot of dogs+wolves

He’s different, his father said so, other NPCs said so, but it’s obviously not his eye color that makes him different cause nobody cares about that

We don’t meet a Wolfbrin in the books.

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WHAT IF HERDER WAS ACTAULLY WOLFBRIN?!

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Show your parents your wattpad history

Go on.

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I like to think Erebus has these brain-dead moments where he basically turns into a kid and Malacoda secretly adores it.

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Do NOT wake him

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Crappost pt 4

welcome to the internet, this here is what the four horsemen do when they’re not planning war or wreaking havoc.

They’re wreaking havoc, but in a sibling manner.