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he/him

[gl1tchbr3ak]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎jaden

‎ ‎✦ he/him . trans man

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎fandoms : enstars, umamusume, jjba

‎ ‎✦ more info . my art

icon from enstars, fish blinkie by it

[cosmic--fall]

silly

[arcandoria-archived]

crossposting from bsky - glad I stopped using spotify when I did and that I unlinked it from my discord, but still

[ reddit thread | bsky post ]

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Tumblr does this too ! Remember to remove the "?source=share" from your links !

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[gl1tchbr3ak]

@perhats

[mikufanclub]

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[dotclownetowne]

age regressing to 2 years old but I'm a Christian baby and you are about to get a home run

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a t t a tatt a at t ag ca tgt t a c a t a ca AG T A T/TATT ATT A G C TTA AG T TAT T CT T ac tt!

Closest match: Hottonia palustris genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Water Violet

(image source)

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[exeggcute]

can you imagine.

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[becquerel]

what if we both had the same name and were discussing the rpf status of the mayor of new york

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[nerdmusk]

yandere girl who is very very bad at it

[nerdmusk]

"ehehehe....... you'll always be mine and mine alone, darling........ i-i mean if you're alright with that......... if not thats fine too......... i-i wouldnt want to be annoying so..........."

[kmnm1403]

fallen angel

[root73]

unfortunately i got back into enstars. Fortunately it was just in time to draw her for pride month

[hauntedaether]

ads nowadays for some reason

Hi we're the government. Just reminding you we're around.

OOOH YOU WANT TO USE OUR INSURANCE SOOOO BADDD

OOOH YOU WANT TO GO GAMBLING SOOOO BADDDD

you should go gambling. here's some completely unrelated ai slop visuals

GO GAMBLING. GAMBLING IS COOL AND MAKES YOU COOL

bojack horseman voiceover for reeses peanut butter cups

bojack horseman voiceover for banking app. it's the only one that exists

You should use THIS banking app. It's the only one that exists.

You should use this OTHER banking app. You already use that one

You should buy a CAR for $80,000. You cannot drive

GO GAMBLING.

YOU HAVE TO GO GAMBLING. AI SLOP. MORE GAMBLING AI SLOP GAMBLING AD

Hi we're the government. Just reminding you

[kiki-rambles]

Truckstar. That's it, hit post