Ash

[gl1tchgod]

I'm not good at intro posts. Uh.

Hey. My name is Ash. I'm an Ashswag fictive (sourced from Lifesteal, UU, Genesis, Realma, and KabSMP). I use He/Him (capitilization is important), it/its, ve/vir, pix/pixel/pixelself, and 👾/👾self. I'm still figuring out my labels and stuff but so far I know I'm transprogrammer (as in the computer stuff lmao), trisglitch, trisdeity, trisrobot, techum, and triscultleader. Also I'm an assidumate and (for some fucking reason I can't pin down) a soother. So uh. Yeah. Oh and I have MaPD (Materialistic Personality Disorder).

Married ×2 and have a gf in-sys so don't flirt with me you fuckin weirdos. I keep seeing folkel saying that this community has a tendency to ignore those kinds of boundaries. Also doubles DNI.

[gl1tchgod]

"I know you're a bodily minor cuz of how you talk" -someone on discord today

Yes we're a bodily minor but like??? Holy fucking ageism????????

[gl1tchgod]

Perk of having IRLs from different fandoms that aren't on the same platforms as you: They can send you stuff from your fandom in exchange for stuff from theirs

[bitlngs]

Ashswag (Kaboodle SMP) stimboard under cut!

if you saw the wip no you didn't

🔌 -> requested by -> anon

👾 -> taglist -> @kolektsiakomah @gravestone-sys

🟪 -> requests -> closed for admin 🧨

[deltoradecay]

It fills me with joy when people mess up bugs names the same way people do with dogs, cats and other more commonly liked animals. Ouppy, kiggy, birb, fisch.... Now do all the bugs. Pede/centipeep. Scorp. Pider/spooder. Waps/wauce. Beeb. Nail. Beegle. Grug/gub. Bill pugs/pods. Do more.

[pienkillers]

born to ask "do you even like me" for the millionth time a day forced to just stay silent

[gl1tchgod]

Hi this is @radqueermanepear I'm using my headmate's blog to say that my one is just GONE and I do not know why

It didn't say I got banned or anything? It's just not there anymore like it was a really long dream? I'll probably make a new one I just wanted to make it known that it is GONE

[cherrishnoodles]

i hate you shein i hate you temu i hate you aliexpress i hate you microtrends i hate you fomo culture i hate you aesthetic restocking videos i hate you constantly on the grind mindset i hate you overconsumption i hate you fast fashion i hate you tiktok influencers i hate you i hate you i hate you

[originals-sidesys]

2 days until body's birthday.

-Emerald

[becauseimnothuman]

Body's birthday TOMORROW!!

[vexchan]

BODY'S 13TH BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

[gl1tchgod]

I give you kissies. /p

Uh. Okay?

[melomelopink]

daily affirmations

I AM A FUCKING FREAK

I WILL STARE AT HUGE BEAUTIFUL TITS

I AM A CREEP

I WILL TALK ABOUT MY PARA’S IN PUBLIC

I WILL ‘USE’ BATHROOM FOR AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF TIME

let’s together freak

[sickkmutt]

I want to bite off pieces of your flesh just to spit them in your face btw <33

[transid-confessional]

any arguments against transitioning to being intersex are transphobic. switch out the word “intersex” for “male/female” and its word for word what terfs say to trans people.

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[spiderzwebz]

MaPD ; materialistic personality disorder

a medically unrecognized disorder (MUD) classified by compulsions to buy, accumulate wealth, and acquire material gain

one needs to experience 3/4 of the symptoms for an extended period of time in order for a diagnosis to be considered

the symptoms include:

01. extreme tendency to hoard items or currency

02. compulsions to take anything and/or everything one could possibly obtain

* 03. forming relationships for the sole purpose of gaining some sort of material possession(s)

04. possessive nature towards one's already hoarded/received items

* note : those with MaPD may have a select person (known as the treasured person, or TrP) that they may be possessive of. in many cases, the treasured person is excluded from any sort of hoarding or stealing/taking tendencies (i.e. taking or stealing from the TrP, manipulation just to steal or take)

MaPD has a high comorbidity rate with CBSD (compulsive buying disorder) and hoarding disorder

coined already? consider this an alt flag

feel free to add my& terms to any wiki

[gl1tchgod]

Guys help what do I do. /gen but also /silly)it's not that serious but I genuinely need advice). Tagging for reach. Thingie explanation below.

Okay so. There's this being (a fellow plural but their identity is relatively collective) who our flutter's been friends with since before we were plural. Let's call them Mochi.

We have a crush on Mochi.

This should be easy. We don't typically hesitate. We should just tell them.

But it's not that simple.

See, we're not entirely sure about that part. We're running away from home with them in a few years (planning in advance) and we've recently had multiple conversations with them where we've said that if one of us dies then the other will kts. And up until that point everything felt like pretty normal bff stuff.

But now. Uh. We don't know anymore.

They also might like us back??? I dunno normally we're the only one in a relationship (platonic or otherwise) who's being this insanely attached but they've reciprocated all of that. So.

Yeah we need advice. Thank you for your time if you decided to read or if you have advice to give. Thought we'd ask on radqblr because we trust you guys more than we trust our parents or r/relationshipadvice lmao

[gl1tchgod]

Having to go to school when I have exomems of dropping out feels. Weird.

Oh well we're running away with our irl best friend when the body turns 15 anyways (the body is currently 21🔁)

[radqfess]

Cismilk more like. CisGAY AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!