been a while

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[firedrill]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

we’re not talking about this

or THIS

we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[reservoirdogs1992-blog]

[kawaiiculkin]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via _BrittanyMoniqe)

[noorabinta]

[shencomix]

[okboy-remade-deactivated2018011]

youre a coward if youre not on the way to my house right now to give me a kiss

[spikespiegell]

legit advice for ur perfect nude ..match ur lipstick color to ur labia color

[primadonnagril-deactivated20240]

How do I check while I’m at the store buying it

[spikespiegell]

wear a skirt so you can buss it open? quit living in fear?

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

[terriamon]

benepla:

terriamon:

employee fistfights in walmart are a lot more deadly because the employees know the terrain and what they can use to their advantage

customer fistfights in walmart are a lot more destructive because customers dont care about what they destroy to reach their goals

what about employee v. customer fistfights

an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[glaringdad]

What's this? I'm still alive?

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

you: *sleeping*

me: *astral projects into your dream*

me: hey

[onlyblackgirl]

He said “if you swallow some air you’ll be full"💀💀💀💀💀

[breathtakingleisure23-deactivat]

FAM 😭

[livelifegoldennn]

I’m C at all times

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

“I work 8 days this week.” 🤣

[mvnyrx]

“I can barely take myself out” 😭

[theunusualman]

“Can I get a number you” Im dead 😂

[gigiree]

Tag yourself, I’m Girl C.

[hentaidaddy666]

[yanelknows]

He is so embarrassing I am not even his girl and I wanna scream

[durbikins]

imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like

[diosmiles]

Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.

Slothful Jeremiah:

[capriceious]

*Father Amos:* Jerimiah! Lady Victoria is here

*Slothful Jeremiah*

[surprisebitch]

y’all here making amish memes when they will never be able to see this and defend themselves

[transgambit]

therapist: how are you feeling today?

me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means