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I’ve been visited by three spirits during the night but they’re my friends cats trying to sit on me because I’m sleeping over in her basement and instead of wanting me a better person they just want to eat my face.

Is it possible to be both attracted to everyone and attracted to no one? What is that, pansexual asexuality? What the fuck even am I anymore?

Do you ever wake up really early in the morning and drink something cold and feel really fucking alive?

I’m all for cockslut!Hiccip hate fucking orgies, but can they at least be well-written?

When you want to read breast expansion kink fan fiction but you can’t think of any ships with girls because all you read now-a-days is Michael x Jermey Alpha/Beta/Omega fics and Wolfstar smut one shots.

#be more chill #michael #jeremy #kink #fanfiction #breast expansion #wolfstar smut #wolfstar #the problem is that no fandoms are big enough to have breast expansion fics #I’d love miraculous breast expansion #but like #all I could find was a pregnancy fic #which was okay I guess #idk #any recommendations?

Do you ever just look at some thing and think like, “That would look so good on me if I was hot”?

I am really fucking screwed right now guys. I don’t want to exist in this reality anymore.

I really fucking want an undercut.

#undercut #I love my long hair #long hair #but idk #undercuts man #am I a little closeted?#maybe

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shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

enraged-chihuahua

op you couldve jus come to my house n punched me in the face

glassesandcurls

Not great tbh.

Spent all night binging Bridgerton and it was fucking awesome.

#bridgerton #simon #daphne #that’s all I got in terms of tags #i’m fucking exhausted #bye bye now #but oh my god it’s low key soft porn #and the drama #my word #and oh my god I’m attracted to both leads #i love it so goddamn much #okay yeah I’m going now #bye

Everyone’s complaining about a 3,500 word essay. Bitch, I’ve written fanfiction longer than that. Bitch-ass 3,500 words.

#essay #online school #people suck #fanfiction #writing

Yes yes, erotic novel, I know the drill.

Nips, vageen, lady orgasm.

Peen, penetration, orgasms squared.

Can we get some interesting sex scenes for once?

#erotic novels #erotizm #romance #raunchy #boring sex scenes #soft kissy missionary sex #Ms. “I like it rough can’t handle a bit of light bondage?#jeez give me something interesting for once #orgasm denial anyone?#public sex?#bdsm?#not even a little bit?#ugh fuck

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TAG GAME

Thanks @redrosebug for tagging me

Last Song : Pity Party by Melanie Martines

Last Movie : Wonder Woman 84 (I love Gal Gaddy so much and all of Diana and Steves interactions hurt me in the best way, also I would die for bbDiana no lie)

Currently Watching : Criminal Minds (one of my all time favorite shows)

Currently Reading: Fanfiction/ and actual book is Cinderella is Dead - a wonderful book with a adorable disaster lesbian as its main character

Currently Craving: Thai food and Jambalaya(which my mom just made YESSS)

I'm gonna tag @glassesandcurls

glassesandcurls

TAG GAME

Last Song: Mood by 24kGoldn feat. iann dior

Last Movie: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (marathoning them with my sister)

Currently Watching: Archer (amazing show, super raunchy)

Currently Reading: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (have seen the 2004 movie a million times because Kiera Knightly is hot, wanted to read the book and it’s fantastic so far)

Currently Craving: Cheescake (not sure why)

What the heck, I’ll tag @gayfanficanonymous , cuz why not. What’s up? How are you doing?

P.S. I watched Ouran High School Host Club cuz it was on your blog, absolutely loved it.

Every day the spirit of a morbidly obese, depressed, chocolate-addicted blob and the spirit of a fitness YouTuber with biceps the size of Dolly Parton’s tits fight for control of my body. Neither of them win.

#i’m going insane #that’s the only tag #other than that one #and that one #fuck

My Dad: If you guys can be quiet for 20 minutes, I’ll get out the panini-maker.

Me and My Siblings: *collective gasp of excitement*

#paninis #we love paninis #but we’re too lazy to make them ourselves #so we coerce our father into making them for us #mwahhahaha

My parents: Yes we keep her in the attic on a strict diet of romance novels, love songs, and baking competition shows.

Me: *singing Somebody to You and failing at cartwheels*

My parents: We are sure she’ll perform well under pressure and integrate seamlessly into society.

#I’m not gonna add tags to this #too tired #if you find it you find it #it’s a gift from my subconscious brain at midnight #please enjoy

*hawkmoth voice* Ah...high school...the arena of teenage angst...

#miraculous #ladybug #cat noir #chat noir #miraculous adventures of ladybug and chat noir #I keep posting about miraculous #I’m sorry #I’m actually obsessed with this show #I hide my plea for help in the tags #also Lila is a bitch #thank you for coming to my Ted talk #p.s. this is actually a quote from the show

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