maybe it's time to grow?

my friends call me bones (surprisingly not a star trek thing) - They/Them - icon on piccrew!

[glassesweirdo]

I like to think of Shepards and Malinois in military context sometimes, that being said shepards are army bc hella obedient, can do some damage, and they're pretty sturdy in a fight. Now, malinois are marines. For all the reasons youd think they are. Every single assumption is correct.

[glassesweirdo]

That one twitter post abt Joe Keery has ruined me forever because now whenever I see a person with a square ass face shape I think, "his head too square he'd be in dat mask looking like a funko pop." Because, unfortunately yes, he would in fact look like a funko pop, so would Aidan Gallagher, now i see square heads and go "mmmmmmm funko pop....."

[glassesweirdo]

You know, as a society I dont think we talk enough about how looking at anything with your glasses off means automatically having to lie to the person showing you something.

[glassesweirdo]

Seeing new ppl on Twitter get confused over the logistics of monster fucking is so funny. "How does it work?? Wouldn't that hurt both of them??" Shhhhhhh baby girl anything is possible with the magic of imagination, trust.

[csleko]

I like the rock.

[glassesweirdo]

Recently played a card game with my friends that involved collecting cures to various mental illnesses to win, and while the goal was to sabotage other players I was both crossfaded and full of whimsy, so instead of giving them mental illness I started curing other players in a gambit to stay alive thru benevolence. It worked for two rounds before they realized what I was doing and then fucked me with a bunch of illness cards, moral of the story being that a scheming jester will always get away with it due to their harmless appearance before the kings but the punishment for such trickery is two fold.

[redstonedust]

if youve ever heard of weird polycule drama u gotta understand its less 'poly people are bad partners' and more 'statistically if you have five girlfriends thats like 5x the likelyhood of one of your girlfriends doing something batshit" . like thats just basic math. rollin the dice. you hit the snake eyes buddy. sorry try again.

[goatman-blood-enjoyer]

I get so hyped whenever Bones gets a badass moment and a chance to use a one-liner. You go baby girl, give it to them "I'm a healer, but" style.

[moggiepillar]

Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.

[myfootyrthroat]

Yeah, we wanted legal marriages because your spouse's horrid family could show up, get you kicked out of the hospital, steal all of their stuff, and there was nothing you could do about it.

[moggiepillar]

When my wife went in for surgery before we got married, it was me and her horrifically homophobic mother in the surgery center waiting room and I knew without a doubt that if anything went wrong, I would be expected to leave without any access to her belongings, the pictures of us on her phone, or the funeral itself, and the obituary would not mention me or our relationship at all.

And that was after almost a decade of marriage equality! The fear and anxiety leading up to that surgery and the recovery process after reinforced for me just how important marriage can be. It’s a form of self-determination.

[madamtrashbat]

Lest we forget

(Image of Electric Fan (Feel It Motherfuckers) by John Boskovich)

[glassesweirdo]

My mom uses the publix app frequently

[glassesweirdo]

To this day theres not one scene that sold me on lupins character more then the end of cagliostro where hes trying to say goodbye to clarisse, and he looks so skeeved out the whole time because she just keeps professing her love to him, like dude he has ENOUGH cases hes not gonna catch another now.

[cappyjara]

take my white ass to Tampa, FL

[just-french-me-up]

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

[great-and-small]

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

[great-and-small]

This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹

[kaijutegu]

Only a part-time Florida Woman but I would also love to see him eaten by gopher tortoises.

[nourfamilyblog]

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[glassesweirdo]

Love checking my tumblr notifications because it's either people laughing at me calling the council bombing piltovers 9/11 or someone laughing at me making fun of Reginald hargreeves and both are great.

[glassesweirdo]

Do you ever think about how Isha had probably been forced into child labor most of her life, if not almost all of it, just to find someone who loves and cares about her so much that only a couple of months was enough time for Isha to decide she would die for her loved ones? Yeah haha me neither.