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[charl0ttan]

its so crazy how starburst gets away with marketing how "juicy" starbursts are but like thats just your spit. thats saliva

[crobag]

[oneheadtoanother]

[nemfrog]

Bat skeleton and wing. The biology of birds. 1923.

Internet Archive

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[daysleftofsecondterm]

we stan Rose Tyler on 925 days left

[savage-flirtation-deactivated20]

These two are amazing!

@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!

[vexwerewolf]

I want whatever it is that these two have

[shelnem]

Context! This is called a Jack and Jill! It's a contest in a style called West Coast Swing.

Here's the thing... it's ALL improv. The whole thing. And those two? Randomly matched.

Dance is a sport where strangers fall madly in love for a few minutes. And I need more all the time.

[pluckyyoungdonna]

damn, what sorcery that she's doing that in BOOTS?

[singerin]

I’m sorry, wait stop. That was IMPROV???

Dance like this is a magic I just can’t fathom.

[goatguy7399]

Oh yeah the fun thing about being even a base level performance dancer is that you can actively see their communication the entire time! Some of it is more obvious than other but if this was choreographed they wouldn’t need to communicate hardly at all. Lemme break down a few spots!

The moment in the beginning when they started dancing helped them set the tone and energy for eachother so they knew what type of dancing to expect, and they proceeded to pull from that vibe the entire time.

Around the quarter mark when they’re spinning around, green shirt looks at purple shirt’s feet, watching to see if purple was going to move. Purple then takes that and begins to move backwards, into the hand switch (which would have been far more fluid choreographed) and as purple raises their arm, green does the dramatic lean back utilizing the visual element of her hair. Unclear if purple necessarily was the reason but they were definitely asking for some sort of flair and green definitely delivered.

An easier one to see was that the trust fall was not planned but you could see the Very Direct Communication from the purple to the green offering that opportunity. Green didn’t have to take it but when they saw the opportunity they then positioned themselves and timed it with the music so the drop in the music coincided with their torso hitting purple’s arms.

Also the little coordinated butt wiggle at the end when green let purple lead was hilarious loved that.

There’s more but I don’t feel like giving a play-by-play but maybe y’all can see more of it now that I’ve pointed out examples! Remember folks, dancing with others is about communication!

[katjohnadams]

This line killed me

[slyandthefamilybook]

why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can't breathe

[slyandthefamilybook]

if you think this

looks better than this

you're part of the problem. I'm so tired of all the excuses like "oh they look cuter!" "why do you care?" THEY CAN'T BREATHE. People intentionally breeding these vehicles to give them health problems because they "like how it looks" makes me so mad

[the-starlight-papers]

Actually, flat faced buses can breathe fine! This is a case of convergent evolution, but the two types of buses are not genetically related.

Pointed nose buses are decended from trucks, and have their engines located in the front. This requires the larger nose in order to provide the space for the engine as well as adequate ventilation.

Meanwhile, flat nosed buses are actually descended from city buses (which in turn descend from trolleys), and were domesticated due to their greater maneuverability and capacity.

Contrary to popular belief, flat nosed busses typically do not experience breathing problems. Their engines are located in the back of the bus, with a large breathing vent located in the rear.

These buses also have a different structure to accommodate this change, typically including doubled back tires, a different weight distribution, and a change in location of the emergency egress door from the back to the left side.

[augustdementhe]

I think about this often and I'm always so charmed by it.

[whatbigotspost]

I just wanna be the very unfunny autistic person saying that the flat face change was made to create much less flattened children on our roads. The driver can’t see their tiny selves as easily over that big ass bus nose. Not that anyone was asking for the real reason we bred our buses like we did our pugs.

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[idiopathicsmile]

Incidentally, if someone forced me to teach a college course of my choice, it would be about the art of parody. Everyone would have to bring in a work of parody and then we'd discuss what that work captures (or doesn't) about the thing it's riffing on, and whether or not it succeeds. This is partly because I find this topic fascinating, and partly because I am fucking enchanted with the concept that coursework could include "please reflect on this Weird Al song."

[depsidase]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Remove immunity and require each officer to carry insurance. The more fucked up the department the higher their insurance and individually it swings further based on claims.

Hit their pocketbooks the way they hit their wives and kids.

[brokenmusicboxwolfe]

[pondwitch]

recently generated a dwarf fortress world and went to start an adventurer but the only options were human and elf. confused, i decided to investigate the history of the world through legends mode. i learned that

-dwarves went extinct towards the dawn of time -almost every character was a were-tapir -there was a blind forgotten beast named Gabe -a goblin who lived to be 3 years old was deemed by the game to be one of the most important people in this world’s history -several artifacts were made by a great necromancer who lived before the dawn of time who was also an actual giraffe -did i mention everyone was a fucking were-tapir

[goldenaltar]

lot of jokes about eridians being like wow humans are so weak they can't even see through walls. but we also forget that eridians don't know what kinds of walls are opaque vs transparent. imagine some eridians are just like excuse us dr. grace, they go into the next room, and have a full blown argument in front of a window. bonus points if the badness of human hearing has been greatly exaggerated so grace can hear every word they're angrily singing.

[fricklefracklefloof]

a comic about tattoos

[stitchposts]

i have been holding onto that fat quarter of fabric i just used since 2016, per the date on the package. never give up. organize your craft supplies but hold the line. they WILL come in handy One Day.

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

My extremely controversial gaming opinion is that they should allow you to obtain meat in stardew valley and while I understand that the vast majority of people might not want to play with it I also think somewhat that the absence of any such mechanics in a farming simulator is a sign of broader disconnection and alienation from where food comes from etc

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

>’Farming’ game

>Unable to raise animals for meat because that’s not ‘cosy’ enough

>Where do you think meat comes from in real life

[sheultrabeef]

Ok, but Grace absent-mindingly petting Rocky one time and then having to explain the whole deal with humans liking to pet in general and Earth being full of creatures that love being pet and he didn't mean it like that..

Rocky is just like, "is OK, continue fingering me, Grace" because he is a little SHIT

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.