Still trying to think of that joke

Heyo I'm Azzie/Glim/Ozzy, any of those names will suffice! | He/Him Transmasc | Aotearoa

[depsidase]

[schlimdog]

“sitting at tge poker table”

me: all in ! (PUSHES PILE OF SOIL INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE)

guy: who fucking invited this guy. he always pulls some shit like this i’m so tired of it

me: looks like things are getting Dirty!

guy: that’s barely a pun. i think i’m straight up going to kill you now

me; erm… yikes! (I START STUFFING MY JACKET WITH THE SOIL TO LEAVE)

mob boss who invited me: ey now… you made a bet…. you see the cards, you play em…

me: wha… ga… but…

(MOB BOSS REVEALS A FLUSH. I ONLY HAVE A TWO PAIR)

mob boss: well… heh heh… guess that’s the way the Gabagool crumbles… (BEGINS TO PULL THE SOIL TOWARDS HIM & SNEAKS A LITTLE BITE OF IT)

guy and me in unison looking at camera: hooy capunkus…

MORAL OF THE STORY: i don’t actually know what gabagool is i assume it’s like a dessert of some kind

[jame7t]

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

[sanitymakesposts]

Stephen King’s Misery

[jame7t]

its increasing ?

[damiel-of-real]

new headcanon: papyrus allows mad mew mew to keep living in the house because he hopes she'll drive out the annoying dog. but then she just keeps engaging in looney tunes esque shenanigans with it and its just an overall far worse situation

[anchovy]

I really like it when horses look like this

[dogpuppy]

mr. beast in 2008

[badassdemonsword]

[dearestmelpert]

"Genuinely, if you've ever made, played or thought about a videogame before, I think you should be killed badly with a biiiigg hammer" -Vinny Vinesauces

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[realest-slenderman]

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

[realest-slenderman]

i cant provide adderall for you but i can give you an extended time limit + cryptic hints for collecting my pages

[soupkiddo]

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

[realest-slenderman]

yes you can 👍

[soupkiddo]

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

[realest-slenderman]

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something

[oflightningandstars]

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

[dajo42]

its POISON!!! youve brought me an ELIXIR you DONKEY!!!!! i ask for a medium well wellington and you bring me a WITCHES BREW!!!!!!

[whitebookposts]

come on man 😭

Okay, but jokes aside. I really don't want any drama or harassment or anything like that, but it genuinely baffles me how many times I've seen blatant whitewashing for this game. Thankfully its not as bad as in other fandoms, but the number of these things should be straight up zero.

How do you come into a game whose entire identity is built upon most of the characters being poc and then throw it all out of the window? Gacha games are right there for you if you wish to draw light-skinned person number 387635.

Worst is that many folks who do it are clearly skilled artists who could execute it perfectly if they just gave a bit more care. It's not hard to color pick, I promise. (And in this specific case, it goes even beyond the color of the skin - why would you straighten out a character's hair when it's clearly textured?)

Anyway, when a question about anyone's skin color arises, please consult this official message by Frankie, the developer of the game:

[teathattast]

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 2 days 8 hours

[lucid-reblogs]

100% AND i was able to name all the real ones

[tastylemonbread]

[mindswarm]

real