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Inktober Whumptober day 11 captivity
Again thinking of how screwed up working at the Archives was at the Magnus Institute
This is so relatable.
Sure, we'd all like to think Clark Kent dresses like a cross between a soft nerd and a lumberjack, but if we're going to be accurate and honor the fact that he grew up on a rural farm in middle America, we have to acknowledge that he probably wears camouflage baseball hats
this is what I mean
Waaaay too cute
Quick doodle of #shiro #voltron #fanart #gagged đđ»
Oops! Realized I missed a panel hah so reposted!
Anyways, an old comic of my man Val obliterating my baby Hikaru
i love putting hours of work into random ideas which means more uhh,,,, Critical Archives i guess?
The text is taken from Critical Role but the art also lines up pretty well with the last few lines of TMA097 We All Ignore The PIt Transcription:Â Â https://snarp.github.io/magnus_archives_transcripts/episode/097.html
hhhhhHHAAA YES IT WAS ME- but Iâm honestly just curious because a lot of people naturally have warm or cool hands and itâs kind of a weird interest of mine. Also It can kind of tell you a bit about someone sometimes. And yes I lowkey want to know what Maiaâs hands feel like and I will be asking you so many questions about her I am sorry
Hmm okay, yes I can see how that might be true, given that I am one of those people whose hands are always ice cold, except maybe in the literal desert, but I genuinely donât know for Maia. I do know that her hands are quite soft and her nails are short and usually painted a dark colour, and very often covered in blood, but thatâs all I know.Â
There is a bit of a joke about John having cold hands because heâs a baker and thatâs good for making pastry, and Sam likes to complain about this when he tries to hug them. But this isnât really a topic I really consider that often?Â
Heh. I happen to be a human furnace. I spent a good amount of my youth acting as âhuman mittensâ Inevitably someone around me would suffer from cold hands and Iâd go over and sandwich one of their hands between mine until their circulation came back and then do the other one for them.  Reactions tended to be in the realm of âWhat are you /doing/? âŠÂ Wow, your hands are so warm. Itâs freezing out! How are your hands so warm?â So if you ever need cold hands/warm hands caretaking scenes, I can verify it works in real life. Â
uh oh, watch out there, hikaru- oh no he cant hear us hes the whumpee
A break from commissions to break my fav :)
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Trying some Disney style on an OC in distress :)
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Excuse you, pineapple on pizza is delicious, especially when paired with some hot sauce.
I gotta disagree my friend :) LOL, Iâm with Danny Williams. Pineapple has no business on pizza. Now lots and lots of meat... yes please :)
I happen to quite like Hawaiian pizza. I find pineapple does need a salted meat, either ham or SPAM will do, in order to cut the sweetness. I also think it's fine for other people to like different things. That's why pizza comes with different toppings because not everyone likes the same thing. I've never understood why people get so angry about people. Now the heathens who try to serve ranch instead of blue cheese with wings -- *those* people need to be stopped.
Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.
This one time I tripped
this one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldnât
Stab
I tried to hold an angry cat
someone put an iron on my hand
My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.
I got a couple left over from chicken pox.
tried to climb a dead tree
as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth
Twisted up in rusty metal chains.
got one from a sledding accident and one from learning Thatâs Why We Donât Cook Barefoot
Threw a weeding fork into the top of my foot
I tripped on a petrified dinosaur footprint.
belly flopped on rebar
fell down on a treadmill while wearing shorts
ran straight into the corner of a bench
doggo chomp on my face :(
Thirteen year old boy at school chomped on my hand and I got an infection and had to take antibiotics for a week
I decided at two years old I could cut open an orange with a sharp knife all by myself.
I have 3 scars with small stories
Iâve got one that is mostly faded that is a result of me foolishly walking over wet boulders barefooted while carrying a large fish back to our boat.
Cut my finger open trying to slice a bagel.
Little kid jumped on my back when I was a child to give him a piggy back ride. He pushed my face into the hard carpet and I got a nasty scrap all over my face.
My mom was mowing the lawn when a rock shot out of the mower and skipped across both of my knees and left a huge gash on my left knee (and a smaller one on my right knee). Can still faintly see the scar.
Oh. And Iâm sure I have a scar from the time I fell out of bed when I was 3 and cracked my head open on the heater.
One time I got appendicitis on Christmas
Cut my hand on a tuna can, fainted because blood and stubbed my toe on a cupboard on the way down.
One time I had a nightmare, bolted out of bed and hit the wall
Chasing bullies and then accidentally ran past a nail sticking out of a chair at the exact height of my thigh
Sliced my finger open with a pocket knife ten minutes before going to lead a summer camp full of 6 year olds
Volleyball.
And dropped off a counter.
Playing paintball in a raging storm and stepped into what I thought was a shallow puddle. Turns out it was a deep as my knee and I scraped off a centimeter-wide divot the length of my shin on the rock lining one side. (And then proceeded to finish the game rather than get it taken care of.) Accidentally punched my palm through a glass window while doing house repairs.
Flinched from touching a hot pot and grazed my forearm on the oven burner element.
Sliced deeply into the base of my thumb in a room with absolutely no sharp objects. I still have no idea what happened, but I did get to have a tetanus shot. A couple of needle mark scars from blood donations, most memorably the time the phlebotomist caught my vein crosswise. (Only partially the phlebotomistâs fault - I have difficult veins.) Various other small scrapes and burns that have faded to the point that I can only find them because I know theyâre there.
me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up âspoon themâ, or âcuddle chest to chestâ? I feel like it could be either â spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta
housemates: [fervent, serious debate]
me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes arenât high in getting this completely right.
housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?
me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.
so i asked my momâs boyfriend, who is a paramedic, and he recommended that for hypothermia, you cuddle chest-to-chest, BUT if you are digging in to survive a blizzard, spooning is preferable
Hey broâŠwe gotta survive thia blizzard bro. I know its weird but we gotta cuddle broâŠbro please we gotta surviveâŠ.lemme cuddle you bro please
(via The wand chooses the wizard... - Pottermore)