Glimmermir

[alexandenigtscreations]

Inktober Whumptober day 11 captivity

Again thinking of how screwed up working at the Archives was at the Magnus Institute

[funnytwittertweets]

[whumploversanonymous]

This is so relatable.

[allgremlinyaps]

Sure, we'd all like to think Clark Kent dresses like a cross between a soft nerd and a lumberjack, but if we're going to be accurate and honor the fact that he grew up on a rural farm in middle America, we have to acknowledge that he probably wears camouflage baseball hats

[allgremlinyaps]

this is what I mean

[dahliycia]

Waaaay too cute

[blopnsfw]

Quick doodle of #shiro #voltron #fanart #gagged 👌🏻

[luckydanart]

Oops! Realized I missed a panel hah so reposted!

Anyways, an old comic of my man Val obliterating my baby Hikaru

[cary-atherton-art]

i love putting hours of work into random ideas which means more uhh,,,, Critical Archives i guess?

[glimmermir]

The text is taken from Critical Role but the art also lines up pretty well with the last few lines of TMA097 We All Ignore The PIt Transcription:  https://snarp.github.io/magnus_archives_transcripts/episode/097.html

[straight-to-the-pain]

hhhhhHHAAA YES IT WAS ME- but I’m honestly just curious because a lot of people naturally have warm or cool hands and it’s kind of a weird interest of mine. Also It can kind of tell you a bit about someone sometimes. And yes I lowkey want to know what Maia’s hands feel like and I will be asking you so many questions about her I am sorry

Hmm okay, yes I can see how that might be true, given that I am one of those people whose hands are always ice cold, except maybe in the literal desert, but I genuinely don’t know for Maia. I do know that her hands are quite soft and her nails are short and usually painted a dark colour, and very often covered in blood, but that’s all I know. 

There is a bit of a joke about John having cold hands because he’s a baker and that’s good for making pastry, and Sam likes to complain about this when he tries to hug them. But this isn’t really a topic I really consider that often? 

[glimmermir]

Heh.  I happen to be a human furnace.  I spent a good amount of my youth acting as “human mittens”  Inevitably someone around me would suffer from cold hands and I’d go over and sandwich one of their hands between mine until their circulation came back and then do the other one for them.    Reactions tended to be in the realm of “What are you /doing/?  …  Wow, your hands are so warm.  It’s freezing out!  How are your hands so warm?” So if you ever need cold hands/warm hands caretaking scenes, I can verify it works in real life.  

[luckydanart]

uh oh, watch out there, hikaru- oh no he cant hear us hes the whumpee

[arrival-layne]

A break from commissions to break my fav :)

[preservedcucumbers]

patched up

[blopnsfw]

Trying some Disney style on an OC in distress :)

[cangsir]

NSFW

[the-wandering-whumper]

Excuse you, pineapple on pizza is delicious, especially when paired with some hot sauce.

I gotta disagree my friend :) LOL, I’m with Danny Williams.  Pineapple has no business on pizza.  Now lots and lots of meat... yes please :)

[glimmermir]

I happen to quite like Hawaiian pizza. I find pineapple does need a salted meat, either ham or SPAM will do, in order to cut the sweetness. I also think it's fine for other people to like different things. That's why pizza comes with different toppings because not everyone likes the same thing. I've never understood why people get so angry about people. Now the heathens who try to serve ranch instead of blue cheese with wings -- *those* people need to be stopped.

[reupstayup]

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

[jessieboooooo-blog]

This one time I tripped

[italy-curl-deactivated20200116]

this one time I split my forehead open

[thefirstmissamerica-deactivated]

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

[steampunkforever]

Stab

[hellobendykitty]

I tried to hold an angry cat

[donesparce-deactivated20160928]

someone put an iron on my hand

[jsgiguere]

My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.

[castironjackelope]

I got a couple left over from chicken pox.

[spookients-deactivated20160207]

tried to climb a dead tree

[ghost-nettle]

as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth

[supernachtkuchen]

Twisted up in rusty metal chains.

[bunjywunjy]

got one from a sledding accident and one from learning That’s Why We Don’t Cook Barefoot

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Threw a weeding fork into the top of my foot

[randomslasher]

I tripped on a petrified dinosaur footprint.

[on-and-on-we-go-forever]

belly flopped on rebar

[possiblyawesometmblr]

fell down on a treadmill while wearing shorts

[sialiawings]

ran straight into the corner of a bench

[tacticaltaxonomist]

doggo chomp on my face :(

[teethwreath]

Thirteen year old boy at school chomped on my hand and I got an infection and had to take antibiotics for a week

[avita-creator]

I decided at two years old I could cut open an orange with a sharp knife all by myself.

[hamish-ohana-rogers]

I have 3 scars with small stories

[talkingbirdguy]

I’ve got one that is mostly faded that is a result of me foolishly walking over wet boulders barefooted while carrying a large fish back to our boat.

[warrior-kitty]

Cut my finger open trying to slice a bagel.

[jackelopeofthelake]

Little kid jumped on my back when I was a child to give him a piggy back ride. He pushed my face into the hard carpet and I got a nasty scrap all over my face.

[one-lonely-whumperfly]

My mom was mowing the lawn when a rock shot out of the mower and skipped across both of my knees and left a huge gash on my left knee (and a smaller one on my right knee). Can still faintly see the scar.

Oh. And I’m sure I have a scar from the time I fell out of bed when I was 3 and cracked my head open on the heater.

[newandfiguringitout]

One time I got appendicitis on Christmas

[spiffythespook-deactivated20201]

Cut my hand on a tuna can, fainted because blood and stubbed my toe on a cupboard on the way down.

[whumping-every-day]

One time I had a nightmare, bolted out of bed and hit the wall

[moving-blogs-aw]

Chasing bullies and then accidentally ran past a nail sticking out of a chair at the exact height of my thigh

[studyofwhump]

Sliced my finger open with a pocket knife ten minutes before going to lead a summer camp full of 6 year olds

[angst-art-writing]

Volleyball.

And dropped off a counter.

[glimmermir]

Playing paintball in a raging storm and stepped into what I thought was a shallow puddle.  Turns out it was a deep as my knee and I scraped off a centimeter-wide divot the length of my shin on the rock lining one side.  (And then proceeded to finish the game rather than get it taken care of.) Accidentally punched my palm through a glass window while doing house repairs.

Flinched from touching a hot pot and grazed my forearm on the oven burner element.

Sliced deeply into the base of my thumb in a room with absolutely no sharp objects.  I still have no idea what happened, but I did get to have a tetanus shot. A couple of needle mark scars from blood donations, most memorably the time the phlebotomist caught my vein crosswise.  (Only partially the phlebotomist’s fault - I have difficult veins.) Various other small scrapes and burns that have faded to the point that I can only find them because I know they’re there.

[etirabys]

me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

[bioluminescent-fungus]

so i asked my mom’s boyfriend, who is a paramedic, and he recommended that for hypothermia, you cuddle chest-to-chest, BUT if you are digging in to survive a blizzard, spooning is preferable

[kamaboko-ken]

[ijustdontknowsometimes]

Hey bro…we gotta survive thia blizzard bro. I know its weird but we gotta cuddle bro…bro please we gotta survive….lemme cuddle you bro please

[glimmermir]

(via The wand chooses the wizard... - Pottermore)