Sometimes I Punch Things

Blog of Therese Byrne, aka: "that loser bee on a hoverboard"

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my ball, :)

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[bye-bye-bees]

Do Not Touch Our Plant(tm)

stings you stings you stings you stings you stings you

[pridecore]

cannot be killed pride flag! a flag for when you, the blogger, cannot be killed.

[luxiomahariel]

added mushrooms for when you cannot be killed in a way that matters

[the-haiku-bot]

added mushrooms for

when you cannot be killed in

a way that matters

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bunjywunjy]

the smell of injuried plants is for defense/warning to other plants, right?

generally, yes!

...unless the plant is one of many ant-mutualist species, in which case the pleasant scent of bruised plant leaves is also a call to arms to their thousands of tiny but well-armed bodyguards that all hate you.

release the branch and step away. immediately.

(some plant species, like whistling thorn acacias, have ant bodyguards that live on them and bite the living shit out of any suspicious-looking herbivores in return for sweet nectar and ant food structures that the plant grows specifically for them to eat)

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

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[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Someone get this Italian woman to new orleans STAT!

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Regard american cuisine with the whimsy of a hungry italian woman the next 1,230 days

[blueberriesandchainsaws]

@bye-bye-bees

[runekept]

I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil

[stagbeetleboy]

Guyssss a wizard separated me into multiple prismatic versions of myself and each color represents a different emotion

It’s a fucking disaster. The orange one killed and ate the purple one. I don’t even fucking know what color orange or purple is supposed to be

[sapphling]

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

[unorcadox]

so what if i’m not real?

[stillmissing]

starting a collection #blackmold

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my ball, :)

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[armengoldira]

Giant Honey Bees

[onenicebugperday]

@alucard007 This is called shimmering or defense waving. They raise their abdomens in a synchronized way to deter predators. I would have to assume it makes them look like one big organism rather than many small that could easily be picked off.

[mangonetics]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

[adishpan]

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

[nudityandnerdery]