I.A.

Not gonna use Tumblr much anymore/often. DM if you want my Discord [will still respond here though]

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[boowoomuu]

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

[lacefuneral]

[Transcript:]

Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)

Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]

Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…

Person holding camera: I love you.

Cat: [hisses]

[alphacrone]

me at age 13: this character’s my favorite because they’re really cool and capable and the smartest person ALIVe, obviously

me now: this character is the dumbest person in the entire fucking universe. they’re so stupid. i would die for them.

[alphacrone]

everyone commenting on this saying “it’s the same character” is incredibly valid

[vergeofinsanity]

rb if you are about to lose your shit, have already lost your shit, or support people who lose their shit

[stars-bean]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

[dankmemeuniversity]

[darning-socks]

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

[clint-ftm-barton]

THANK YOU

[selaphiraviel]

Reblogging at the speed of light

[theaceae-c]

“Aw what a cute cat!”

“What I didn’t know you were attracted to animals!”

[stuffandatherstuff]

This

!!!

[hoardofhyperfixations]

“Those shoes are nice”

“Do you wanna fuck those shoes, John?”

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

Sure, it’s kind of weird that Andrew Hussie’s getting into modern art, but good for him? Dude clearly needs a hobby. And I don’t know what everyone’s so mad about, Stallion At Twilight looks really cool and I can’t wait to see what he does next. You guys are being really mean calling it Doroito’s voidsona. It’s just abstract. Chill out.

[catchymemes]

[peerless-cucumber]

[idek-anymore46]

[punpkin-314-pi]

VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS

[nyxwoven]

while yes you should vaccinate your kids, you can’t vaccinate for bubonic plague. also this couple ate a raw, dead rat, which is how they got it. they then didn’t go get antibiotics, which in most modern cases of bubonic plague allows for a full recovery.

yes, PLEASE vaccinate your kids, but don’t use scare tactics to spread false information.

[mechanical-taco]

A couple ate a raw, dead rat???!

Excuse me?????!!!

[crabssss]

Who’s good idea was it to say yeah y’know

leTS EAT A RAW DEAD RAT

[mtndewbajablast]

“what makes nyc different is its combination of a bunch of different cultures” yeah not unlike any other big city use your head man

[mtndewbajablast]

[slamreid]

[armandeos]

Alright, here’s the breakdown.

Misha Collins was an intern in the Bill Clinton administration in 1994 for four months, which ended before Monica Lewinsky started her internship in 1995.

When the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal broke in 1998, Misha wrote an op-ed in support of Lewinsky, addressing victim-blaming accusations that she was “starstruck” with Clinton and perused him.

Misha said all interns were infatuated with, and hero worshiped Clinton, including himself.

“If Monica Lewinsky had not seemed like a starstruck, infatuated intern who hung around the West Wing every chance she got then it would be fair to say that her behavior in the White House was suspicious.“ (source)

No, Misha Collins did not fuck Bill Clinton. (Can’t believe that is a sentence I just typed in the year of our lord 2020.)

Yes, Misha did use his position to speak out against the media harassment and victim-blaming of Monica Lewinksy.

Sorry to ruin the fun, but I feel like the “misha fucked bill clinton” joke overshadows the actual story, which is that Misha is just a good dude who stood up for Lewinsky when the rest of the nation was treating her as a laughing stock.

[grouchythefish]

ok but misha collins has also made his own jokes about fucking bill clinton over the years because it is a funny joke. Idk why people think adding context to a joke ruins it. It’s still funny. If anything, funnier. (link, link)

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[tamamita]

Hey followers!

Guess what

[lapis-lazuli-aka-bob-deactivate]

What?

[tamamita]

Take this!

[super-metroid]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had two kittens. One was black and the other looked like an opossum. While I was stroking the opossum kitten, the black kitten launched a nuclear strike against Dublin for unknown reasons.

[wan-shailu]

if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

rip king