Cupcakewarp

This is where I will shitpost from now on cupcakewarp will be for art only (profile pic and background by http://cryptidsp00n.tumblr.com)

[awesomacious]

This is the Tubby Custard post all over again

[starbirbz]

New villagers

[retquits]

sasha + bunnie

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[randomitemdrop]

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

[wumblr]

here’s my issue with the harkness test

[archdemoning]

[howtofuckamonster]

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

[bemusedlybespectacled]

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

[felixitas]

[manstrans]

questioning myself after making this

[sew-birb]

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

[evil-cowboy-wizard]

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

[holy-anxiety-batman]

#I’d also argue that scooby has never expressed interest in anyone other than dogs/aliens that look like dogs#like. humans don’t pass the harkness test For Him#how absolutely self centered and presumptuous do you have to be. how full of yourself. to just ASSUME you’re good enough for scooby doo?#FUCK you#he has TASTE.

@couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name your tags are SENDING ME

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ormundshightower]

TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

[friendscallmebatty]

Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)

[wonderlandweird]

Good Omens (2019)

[watersho3s-deactivated20240606]

[cityrun]

my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door

[chuwenjie]

My room at 4 times of day~

I made these lighting keys as a demo for the students in my Color & Light class and I thought I’d share them with you all as well!!

[abstract-woman]

do you think there's any confirmed cases of rappers who have never gotten their dick sucked rapping about getting their dick sucked. was there ever a song about dick sucking that very clearly shows the person who wrote it has never gotten their dick sucked. like people just listen to it and say "that isn't what dick sucking is like at all"

[doubleca5t]

I mean there's this

[dragirlinstall]

[sexhaver]

squidward played a clarinet...

[sexhaver]

[kaijuno]

wake up babe new sport just dropped

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Air rights in America are 500ft above the tallest building in urban areas. Below that is considered the property of the owner. The police are effectively on their property without a warrant. Shoot them down and file a lawsuit immediately

[fry-score]

Rebloging for the legal solution to a problem that has only been adressed physically until now.

[arahir]

UMMMMM

[theocseason4]

[animepopheart]

★ 【kukie-nyan】 「 ホロライブ V 」 ☆ ⊳ coco / kanata (hololive) ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[fr4gm3n7c0r3]

nade_gata

[fr4gm3n7c0r3]

miseryalice

[sliversoakley2-deactivated20210]

[phantom-rin]

THE FUCKING ENDING

[floraltohru]

we as a society are not talking enough about the 2002 fruits basket calendar