Glitch

I have no memory of making this account. pronouns? I hardly know 'em (any) 26 y/o feel free to dm me, I won't bite

[glitchster00]

Oh gods, oh fuck! I'm supposed to be screaming into an empty void, people aren't supposed to see what I put here!

[ok-dingo]

I worked very hard on this

[ok-dingo]

hey uh what exactly is possessing you people to reblog a nearly 10 year old shrek meme that I made in high school

[neshatriumphs]

Your hard work isn’t going unnoticed

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Seems bog standard

[winonaparadise]

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

[oneheadtoanother]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook - Wikipedia

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

[donjuaninhell]

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

[nitrobishop]

[thememedaddy]

[whosurisold]

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[kispa151]

this one blew up on twitter like crazy

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[depsidase]

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I said “with you around it’s like we’re already there” and I swear she made this exact fkn face

[escapismroom]

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

[depsidase]