Glitch

I have no memory of making this account. pronouns? I hardly know 'em (any) 26 y/o feel free to dm me, I won't bite

[glitchster00]

Oh gods, oh fuck! I'm supposed to be screaming into an empty void, people aren't supposed to see what I put here!

[oneheadtoanother]

[lost-my-soup]

@my-life-is-a-sidequest

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

[goth-queen]

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[dragongirlbunny]

🚨 WARNING!! 🚨

Today is 🦊 FOXGIRL FRIDAY

SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[balljointed-succubus]

breaking an awkward silence on a first date with "soooo, got any weird childhood hangups that deeply influenced you on a psychosexual level?"

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[sleepy-bebby]

Shedding 🐍

[paustaboy]

snek got a lil hoodie omg

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[depsidase]

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh